tongue
You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.
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Rescuer saves abandoned soaking wet "puppy" from the road, but as it grows, he realizes it's not a puppy at all, rescuer says: 'No wonder he was eating so much!'
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A flea-covered stray cat with a raspy meow follows a family home from a plum-picking walk, but it quickly becomes clear she chose them on purpose
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PhD student is forced to thank his university in his thesis, uses the acknowledgment section to vent years of frustration and get the last word: ‘They taught me how to do it without them’
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Funny Forest Animals From a Fairytale for Friday Scrolls
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Employee gets laid off without notice, and when he says he already has a new job, he gets asked if he was going to give proper notice: ‘You just told me my role is done by Friday, and you're asking me about proper notice.’
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