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A Tumblr thread about the intergalactic adventures of a space Roomba. | humans-are-seriously-weird E space-australians Follow sepulchritude Follow on topic humans being intergalactic “hold my beer" species: imagine an alien stepping onto human starship and seeing space roomba™ with knife duct taped onto just wandering around ship

Tumblr Thread: Intergalactic Adventures Of Weaponized Roomba

A funny Tumblr story about a plumber accidentally spawning a Lovecraftian nightmare. | lullabyforavirgin S iwasgoingtohellanyw catchymemes Follow Malgayne 19h 2 my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there.

Plumber Accidentally Spawns Waking Lovecraftian Nightmare

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There He Is

tumblr thread about elephants being the sweetest animals thumbnail includes part of the thread 'Text - and they aren't really "scared of mice" but they will get upset and try really hard to get away from a mouse because (we think) they are really afraid of stepping on the mouse!!! they know they are big and have big stompy feets and they are afraid of stepping on other animals!!!'

Tumblr Thread: Elephants Are The Sweetest Animals

A quick Tumblr thread about the benefit of being a Karen when it comes to one's healthcare. | lunah unicorn tnorn @unicornthO 9N Replying azemezi and @fakeariellejane Look, my friend's grandpa is semi-Karen but best way possible? He got an $80K surgery bill completely forgiven because he asked an itemized bill kept calling daily about them, like $200 scalpel he like so where's my scalpel want my $200 scalpel

Tumblr Thread: Dare To Be A Health Karen

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funny dolphin tumblr thread | just-shower-thoughts kind dick move create animals require air, then confine them freaking ocean water-based-introspection Follow If are talking about dolphins they used be wolf like creatures due scarcity food they had hunt water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid them with time and will develop abilities breath under water (This also partially applies whales)

Quick Tumblr Thread On How Dolphins Started

tumblr thread about giving a dog buttons with recorded words on them to press on when they want something thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Text - moderngargoyle Follow I made the absolutely fucktacular mistake of giving my dog buttons that I recorded words on to talk with and she keeps waking me up in the thrice damned wee hours o the night to tell me and deubtless she eould not POSSIBLY wait until merning to say-that she wants to eat the cat's food'

Tumblr Thread: Teaching Dog To Speak Using Buttons With Recorded Words

A quick and informative thread on animals' quirky behavior. | does my cat think kiss his little head? Does he know 's affection or does he think trying eat him valkurion-transverse These questions are totes why follow top quality content right here kittykat8311 's important! spideryspiderygoodness Well depends. Do try put ketchup on him before kissing his head would change things

Quick Informative Tumblr Post On Animals' Quirky Behavior

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A knowledgeable Tumblr post addresses society's messed up beauty standards. | My god love her. cruxofargon know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she's RIGHT Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he cutting weight every single scene maintain his physique at 155 ever cut weight know horrible must have been. He did because they needed look Changing Tatum said his

Tumblr Thread: Hollywood's Toxic Beauty Standards

A Tumblr thread breaks down the origins of NORAD's infamous Santa tracker. | voroxpete But none these stories even come close best one them all wrong number is NORAD Santa Tracker got started. Seriously, this is legit December 1955, Sears decided run Santa hotline. Here's ad they posted.

Tumblr Thread: The Origin Story Of NORAD's Santa Tracker

A quick Tumblr thread shares the story of a terrifying monster mold in Chernobyl | Text - The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It's called the Elephant's Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across. Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation. The Elephant's

Tumblr Thread About Horrifying Monster Mold

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A Tumblr thread honors a lot of things that make humans so weird | arcticfoxbear Humans Are Weird So there has been bit if humans were weird ones going around tumblr at moment and Earth Day got thinking. Earth is wonky place axis tilts orbit wobbles, and ground spews molten rock goodness sakes if makes humans weird is just our capacity survive if all other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather if several species

Tumblr Thread: Humans Are Weird, Durable Space Orcs

collection of funny animal tumblr posts thumbnail includes a picture of Usain Bolt posing with a tortoise 'Leg - awisemanoncesaidnothing Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race frantzfandom are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals yoheezy are you telling me the fastest man in the world has the fastest slowest animal Source: awisemanoncesaidnothing 775,742 notes ...'

Ending The Week With Funny Tumblr Animal Shenanigans

tumblr thread about the Black Footed cat thumbnail includes a picture of a man holding a very small cat 'Carnivore - geekwithsandwich Follow OK but you can't mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little for being 1000% ready to throw down with | anyone at any time, they've literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known kers are legendary to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what libertarirynn S'

Tumblr Thread: One Of The Smallest But Fiercest Kittens

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An epic story about an Ultima Online gamer's epic revenge. | if fallout 76 really is world where every character is real person there's no NPCS im making my civic duty be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once established enough rapport going nuke all west virginia and will be character

Ultima Online Gamer Nukes Fellow Players Out Of Orbit

A moving Tumblr thread on the power of doing good recklessly in life. | tami-taylors-hair line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers front had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said "let call my husband real quick" and only 18 dollars, so just paid and she very sweet and then as she walked off lady behind said know probably scam, right and like, even if like sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at Aldi. If scamming some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just

Tumblr Thread: The Profound Power Of Doing Good Recklessly