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A Tumblr story about a terribly misunderstood toy named Evil Chancellor Traytor. | avian-american probablyjustamagpie Follow themanslayer Follow love fantasy its like king galamir mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye treacherous

Tumblr Story: The Terribly Misunderstood Evil Chancellor Traytor

tumblr thread about a cat adopting a lynx cub and raising it alongside her kitten thumbnail includes a picture of a cat and a lynx cuddling 'A lynx at the Novosibirsk Zoo refused to feed its cub because it was the runt of the litter. To save the cub's life, a worker brought a domesticated cat that had recently given birth to kittens. As anticipated, the cat accepted the lynx as her own kitten and began nursing her.' as well as a kitten and a lynx nuzzling 'ALSO the mom cat raised the lynx baby'

Tumblr Thread: Cat Adopts Lynx Cub And Raises It Alongside Her Kitten

Interesting Tumblr thread about clothing sizes and how celebrities get their clothes to fit so well | inkdot This weekend told story which, although kind ashamed admit because holy shit is ever obvious, is kind blowing my mind.

Informative Tumblr Thread Explains The BS Of Women's Clothing Sizes

A funny Tumblr post about kids' hilarious misunderstandings when it comes to recognizing faces. | anexperimentallife Follow Brian Wecht O @bwecht Audrey (6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes

Tumblr Post: Kids Don't Understand How Faces Work

A plumber accidentally ends up creating a metal snake monster. | my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there. At one point they had clogged toilet after guest checked out, so they called plumber come and clean out plumber came with his bag gear and set work, but clog stubborn. After few tries, he decided he needed get snake.

Tumblr Story: Plumber Accidentally Creates Metal Snake Ghost

A ridiculous Tumblr thread about forging a longsword from the blood of one's enemies. | Ethan Details K So calculated And eould only take about 400 people get enough iron forge steel longsword U know fantasy books talk about swords "forged with blood enemies"

Tumblr User Does The Math On Forging Literal Blood Sword

Christmas themed tumblr posts about animals thumbnail includes one picture of a cat screaming in front of a 2D Christmas tree 'Carnivore - prguitarman Was trying to take a photo of our new 2D Christmas tree when my kitty decided to jump in and become the star Source: prguitarman 222,463 notes ...'

Closing The Year With Christmas Themed Animal Tumblr Treats

An entitled boomer learns they can't keep up with a service job. | lot them probably wouldn't last at job Last year had an internship at fancy office during day, and food service job at night. One ladies at office told she needed part-time job some extra cash, and let her know about an opening my food service job, described would be expected, all

Entitled Boomer Learns They Can't Handle Service Job

A family's Christmas vampire tradition gets very heated. | kaity--did Okay my house have strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village wraps all around our house through rooms and under trees and 's wonderful. Every year she hides Christmas Vampire

Tumblr Thread: Family's Christmas Vampire Tradition Gets Heated

A funny Tumblr story about a moms' book club getting crashed by the song "WAP." | tricktster Follow So other night my mom upstairs on zoom call with Council Retired White Moms (her book club my dad downstairs working out, and my brother and were cleaning up kitchen, which obviously requires soundtrack. Now know sometimes like "alexa, play song and she's like "playing totally different song] on TST's spotify or maybe she just decides play literally nothing instead? My workaround has always been

Tumblr Story: Mom's Esteemed Book Club Crashed By Dirty Music

Tumblr explains that kool-aid dyes leather | KoofAid LIQuid gunmetalskies Here's life-hack Apparently concentrated Kool-Aid can be used as pretty effective leather dye making drink while cutting snaps off some new straps my pauldrons and got curious, so tried thinking ok even if this works will just wash out Nope.

Tumblr Discovers Kool-Aid Will Dye Leather

Tumblr on whether big bird is a predator | Some people might have been confused by fact Big Birds eyes are on front his head trait often seen predators. But truth is with no predators big enough challenge Bird doesn't really matter where his eyes are. Maybe his front facing eyes are an evolutionary holdover days his ancestors had hunt their food, who knows, nature is amazing any case he is definitely an herbivore now and can all be thankful snommelp Predators are more likely have front-facing

Tumblr Insists Big Bird Isn't an Apex Predator

tumblr thread about Vikings gifting kittens to newlywed brides thumbnail includes a picture of a kitten and a picture of a fully-grown Norwegian forest cat 'Text - prokopetz Follow They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They've been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they're one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being pati'

Tumblr Thread: Vikings Gifting Ferocious Kittens To Newlywed Brides

Tumblr users go all in on a conversation about The Incredibles | silverhawk honestly tho scene incredibles where mr. incredible sees names all old super heroes used be his friends he knew Back Day and every one them has been killed by syndrome is such chilling scene so many reasons like one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on same island he's at now and two, its heartbreaking bc means almost every hero wanted try out being hero again despite laws against and wanted try

Tumblr Users Analyze "The Incredibles" To Oblivion

Tumblr user gets told that Sauron is Sexy | but if make hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse acknowledge their evil actions, no matter despicable e victoria-october Solution: Full body armor and masks don't see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

Tumblr User Assumes That Sauron Isn't Sexy, Gets Told the Truth

A Tumblr thread about the unsettling uncanny valley effect | think know reason why people prefer "unrealistic" animation some reason, humans really don't like things look like humans but aren't quite human. Hence why lot people are uncomfortable with movies with animation like Monster House and Polar Express looks too realistic us and sets us off. Scientists call this Uncanny Valley" effect and its thought be an evoluti tactic survival.

Tumblr Thread: The Unsettling Reason For Unrealistic Animation