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Absurd made up dangers of black pool Tumblr thread | facs facts--just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because absorbs all light heats up very fast. If exposed direct sunlight takes all UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F boiling point water. So if did coat pool material water would boil as soon as sun touched killing everyone swimming

Tumblr Thread Explains "Dangers" of Black-Tiled Pools and Gullibility

Tumblr thread about chinese guy smiling in old timey photo | black and white vintage photograph AMERICAN MUSEUM& NATURAL HISTORY Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904 comradeonion this is an extremely important picture 24-sa3t Ive never seen someone 1904 having fun omg

Tumblr Thread: Dude Actually Having Fun In an Old Picture

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Funny random memes | Spongebob biting lip push vacuum cleaner over spot dirt and hear crackle | Morty waking up youre sleeping and ur alarm hasnt went off yet but amount sleep ur getting is suspicious

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Tumblr thread highlights how scientific language is full of hilarious puns | fuckingflying hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One most influential experiments linguistic anthropology involved teaching chimp asl. One most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky know chimp's name Nim Chimpsky. Fucking monkey pun. | There's group very important genes determine if body develops right shape/ organization they are called hedgehog genes, because fruit fly geneticists are all ridiculous different

Tumblr Thread: Scientific Language Is A Punny Goldmine

Funny and weird posts from Tumblr, dungeons and dragons, gaming, nintendo | lotterywinnersonacid Today student emailed over draft his es- say on 1984 and had clearly used thesaurus on every single word, and know this is because party slogan Big Brother is watching had become Enormous Sibling is viewing and lauged so hard cried wellmanicuredman big brother an intellectual: enormous sibling. vodcar country gnomes, take my bones cryptidfucky place, they don't belong

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A collection of funny and bizarre Tumblr nuggets | BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff Judge order pay $10,000 Mario: why? Judge s fine Mario sadly] no itsa not silentraptor4000 Plz Jeff, change url |  existentialcrisisetcetera Current favourite thing: Strange tumblr curses like "Ill shred shoes" or fill lobby with sand" black--lavend3r 's all fun and games until forget filter yourself and are now known office threatening steal people's teeth mamoru sorry black--lavend3r work game developer so have playtes

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Funny random memes |  scan 1000 year old Buddha statue revealed body monk hidden inside. ONO BODY Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 Winner hide and seek competition 1019. |  show somebody picture on phone and they start scrolling @ralphcocks Tomiy SXCE STOP man holding a STOP sign

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Tumblr monster writing prompt short story | writing-prompt-s charge assigning every child on Earth monster under their bed. One child particular has caused every monster assigned him/her quit decide assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case 273402 Status: Disastrous stare at file and realize have no options, over last 2 years every monster assigned Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her four years,

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Funny memes and moments from comedian John Mulaney | Thirteen-year-olds are meanest people world. They terrify ihis day because 8th graders will make fun but an accurate way. They will get thing don't like about They don't even have look at long. They'll just be like Ha, ha, ha, ha, hey, look at high waisted man. He got feminine hips And l'm like No s thing sensitive about.

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Funny random memes | Frodo vs orc Lord of the Rings Guys with bar soap they wash their balls with Girls with their $1,000 face wash | realizing someone hitting on 4 years later Lisa Simpson

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Tumblr user runs the math on Ice Cube's "Good Day." | hiphopfightsback.com Finding exact date day Ice Cube refers his classic song "Today Good Day hiphopfightsback CLUE 1 Went Short Dog's house, They watching Yo MTV RAPS" Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cube's single Today Good Day released on: Feb 23 1993

Tumblr Post: Exact Date Of Ice Cube's "Good Day"

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Master in animal sciences gets schooled on horses | horses (and horsey creatures certain can get around just fine on 3 legs, no prosthetics needed (depending on which leg is missing just so long as don't ride them 80% sure can't ride them if they've only 3 legs Umm have master's animal science and think must not be anything horse-related. Well gon' learn today! First quick lesson on equine anatomy. They walk on last bone single toe. This is different human which walk on quarter bones our entire

Tumblr Thread: "Master" In Animal Sciences Gets Schooled On Horses

Funny random memes | trying flirt Hey Hey are Good are doing? Good thanks and Good and Good thanks Good | Frodo LotR find out approximately 95 all ocean critters remain undiscovered. Alright then, keep sea crits.

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Tumblr Thread about the human body has limits to its own strength so it doesn't damage itself | not--bot--swear Just so guys know. Hysterical strength is basically body not holding back and going %100 though there is great danger hurting yourself or breaking something since ignoring pain and going %100. There case where kid deadlifted car save sibling but,cracked 8 his teeth during because he clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst can lift car or fight off polar bears probably going break somethin

Tumblr Thread: Humans are Too Strong for Their Own Good

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A collection of totally random and hilarious Tumblr nuggets. | kelssiel aliens being confused by humans deal with scents human gonna have wash this blanket get rid new smell alien makes note humans prefer mark objects with familiar scents* human gotta love new car smell" alien scratches out previous note and replaces with question mark* human old books smell so good alien increasingly frustrated note taking* human mmm love new book smell alien WHY ARE LIKE THIS Source: kelssiel 56,609 notes | an

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Funny Star Trek memes and tumblr shitposts | mylvias enterprise senior crew at 100% power enterprise senior crew at 99% power | Spock car salesman: this bad boy's backstory can fit so many previously unknown siblings into

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