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A Tumblr thread about how people fail miserably at flirting | teaboot number times have been delighted by witty banter only find out later Flirting" is both unfortunate and disappointing. teaboot "haha so about guy, huh?"

Tumblr Thread: People Fail At Identifying Flirting

themagicalladycat Creamy is concerned that you might not have loved yourself enough today penguin-and-kiwi I'll do it for you, creamy concerned looking cat

Do it for Creamy

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Funny random memes | remembered were trying remember Bee movie | UNO 2 10 Haunting Photos Taken Moments Before Disaster

Thirty-Eight Random Memes That Have No Purpose

A funny Tumblr post about a brother who pranks his sister with Shrek faces | thatsogwyneth: roughkiss: peevsie77: gay-undertones: gay-undertones: So my sister's out day and my sister's room is completely covered One Direction posters So thought why not cut out 350 shrek faces aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK

Sister's One Direction Posters Get Shrekt

heedra i love shrikes because they're horrible little carnivores whose feeding habits are grim enough to earn then the nickname 'butcherbird' but they look like this

The horror

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A Tumblr post about a customer counteracting angry Karen with kindness | unclefather cashier: l'm sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food old people: let speak manager. This never would have happened my day. And yet all want minimum wage raised going kill cashier sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food

Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

An informative Tumblr thread on actual meanings of figures of speech | dalekitsune phrase "curiosity killed cat" is actually not full phrase actually is "curiosity killed cat but satisfaction brought back" so don't let anyone tell not be curious little baby okay go and be interested world uwu

Enlightening Tumblr Thread On Meanings Of Figures Of Speech

top ten 10 tumblr posts daily | -blackfoot-contessa Follow Watching commercials first time while, andI am laughing at little 'filmed before covid' disclaimers at bottom ones showing parties and bars and social gatherings garbage-empress Follow [scene at social gathering do not attempt 2,257 notes

Top Ten Tumblr Posts Of The Day (August 4, 2020)

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An entertaining and dark humored Tumblr thread about Thomas the Tank Engine | frog-and-toad-are-friends My favorite thing about Thomas Tank Engine is canonically takes place train post-apocalypse where Island Sodor is only safe zone totalitarian dystopia which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized repair If think kidding need read original books leonfroid could please direct source would feel much better if this validated.

Tumblr Thread: Thomas The Pain Engine

Funny random memes | laughing Leonardo DiCaprio Face Mask 1599 Quantity 9 Add Cart adam..creator INVEST | Kids these days will never know hardships each week having overcook fresh hardboiled egg yolk computer mouse Alwyn @NiceTryAlwyn Someone please explain this 21 @EXPLORIZE

Twenty-Nine Funny Memes For Dummies

A Tumblr thread about a guy that got an unsatisfactory burrito | BEANS CHEESE GUACAMOLE MEAT RKE SOUR CREAM LETTUCE CILAUTRO SALSA Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Lucky Shirt Comedy Corner Intruding Have ever been earth?

Tumblr Thread: The Greatest Burrito Rant In The World

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Tumblr thread on germans being on public transit | Welcome Germany. This is express love. And if one sitting at window and want get off at next stop begin loudly rustle with bag whatever, because way can signal other person need them get up without having speak them. None these people are joking.

Tumblr Thread: The Universal Language of Public Transportation

Tumblr thread explains scandal of Flordelis murder, hitman, cult, evangelism, brazilian politics | this is Flordelis. She's brazilian gospel singer, congresswoman, and as just found out this week, murderer and cult leader. She became relatively famous 90s by creating this image saintly, evangelical woman around her. She had 3 biological children and had adopted 5 teenagers (one them is Anderson do Carmo, who would go on become an evangelical pastor, keep mind Those are her Kids. Why Kids“?

Tumblr Thread Explains Brazilian Political Scandal Involving Evangelist Cults And Murder

A barista is the living definition of chaotic good | kingoftheunderground work at coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers start calling lattes "hot milkybois" kingoftheunderground also got everyone refer salted caramel blended drink as big salty" and consider one my greatest accomplishments

Tumblr Thread: Barista Is Living Definition Of Chaotic Good

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A barista is the living definition of chaotic good | kingoftheunderground work at coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers start calling lattes "hot milkybois" kingoftheunderground also got everyone refer salted caramel blended drink as big salty" and consider one my greatest accomplishments

Tumblr Thread: Barista Is Living Definition Of Chaotic Good

A funny quick Tumblr thread about things that people will see on a road trip across America | things will see on road trip across america -so much desert will get scared seriously california new mexico is terrifying like 's eight straight hours pale red desert and sky is so large everything, even car, even hands, looks like tenuously small and fragile diorama placed on an endless pale red table and left there dissolve.

Quick Tumblr Post On Great American Road Trip