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tumblr post sparrf this baby chick is almost too perfect shes got eyeliner and look at those cheeks.„ she is so round and beautiful

A star is born

Tumblr dissets Pokémon's probability system, and it's amazing | rocketreturns remember mirage island shit pokemon r/s/e fucked nonsense ask-oncies-jizz had talk an old man once per day. then game would generate 2 random number bytes. those bytes would have both match also random and unseeable personality values one party pokemon. assuming had full party 6 roughly 1/10000 chance. thats rarer than finding shiny. and this wasn't once per random encounter this once per day. this only way find liechi

Tumblr Thread: Pokémon's Probability System Is Madness

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A collection of times that flat earthers logic was absolutely ridiculous | Daniel @MyFavsTrash Pearl Harbour had be an inside job, no chance japanese plane could have flown this far 1941. 12/28/16, 3:07 PM South Carolina, USA | fonzworthcutlass athugsdream can't go other way? fonzworthcutlass No earth is flat. This is basic knowledge. johnbrownsbodyy also appreciate logic planes can't fly over land.

Absurd Instances Of Flat Earther Logic

m86-deactivated20171116 take these with you. it will be important in your quest sad-failing-student2 I'll take them even if they aint important in the quest two cute penguins in sweaters standing on a person's palms

Will take them everywhere

Absurd made up dangers of black pool Tumblr thread | facs facts--just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because absorbs all light heats up very fast. If exposed direct sunlight takes all UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F boiling point water. So if did coat pool material water would boil as soon as sun touched killing everyone swimming

Tumblr Thread Explains "Dangers" of Black-Tiled Pools and Gullibility

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Tumblr thread about chinese guy smiling in old timey photo | black and white vintage photograph AMERICAN MUSEUM& NATURAL HISTORY Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904 comradeonion this is an extremely important picture 24-sa3t Ive never seen someone 1904 having fun omg

Tumblr Thread: Dude Actually Having Fun In an Old Picture

Funny random memes | Spongebob biting lip push vacuum cleaner over spot dirt and hear crackle | Morty waking up youre sleeping and ur alarm hasnt went off yet but amount sleep ur getting is suspicious

Thirty-Six Entertaining Memes That Need No Explanation

Tumblr thread highlights how scientific language is full of hilarious puns | fuckingflying hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One most influential experiments linguistic anthropology involved teaching chimp asl. One most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky know chimp's name Nim Chimpsky. Fucking monkey pun. | There's group very important genes determine if body develops right shape/ organization they are called hedgehog genes, because fruit fly geneticists are all ridiculous different

Tumblr Thread: Scientific Language Is A Punny Goldmine

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A collection of funny and bizarre Tumblr nuggets | BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff Judge order pay $10,000 Mario: why? Judge s fine Mario sadly] no itsa not silentraptor4000 Plz Jeff, change url | existentialcrisisetcetera Current favourite thing: Strange tumblr curses like "Ill shred shoes" or fill lobby with sand" black--lavend3r 's all fun and games until forget filter yourself and are now known office threatening steal people's teeth mamoru sorry black--lavend3r work game developer so have playtes

Totally Random, Funny, And Bizarre Tumblr Nuggets

Funny random memes | scan 1000 year old Buddha statue revealed body monk hidden inside. ONO BODY Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 Winner hide and seek competition 1019. | show somebody picture on phone and they start scrolling @ralphcocks Tomiy SXCE STOP man holding a STOP sign

Thirty-Four Random Tidbits Filled With Dumb Humor

Tumblr monster writing prompt short story | writing-prompt-s charge assigning every child on Earth monster under their bed. One child particular has caused every monster assigned him/her quit decide assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case 273402 Status: Disastrous stare at file and realize have no options, over last 2 years every monster assigned Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her four years,

Tumblr Monster Writing Prompt Invokes The Feels

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Funny memes and moments from comedian John Mulaney | Thirteen-year-olds are meanest people world. They terrify ihis day because 8th graders will make fun but an accurate way. They will get thing don't like about They don't even have look at long. They'll just be like Ha, ha, ha, ha, hey, look at high waisted man. He got feminine hips And l'm like No s thing sensitive about.

Fifteen Times John Mulaney Had Us LOLing

Funny random memes | Frodo vs orc Lord of the Rings Guys with bar soap they wash their balls with Girls with their $1,000 face wash | realizing someone hitting on 4 years later Lisa Simpson

Thirty-Eight Dumb Memes To Scroll Through While The World Burns

Tumblr user runs the math on Ice Cube's "Good Day." | hiphopfightsback.com Finding exact date day Ice Cube refers his classic song "Today Good Day hiphopfightsback CLUE 1 Went Short Dog's house, They watching Yo MTV RAPS" Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cube's single Today Good Day released on: Feb 23 1993

Tumblr Post: Exact Date Of Ice Cube's "Good Day"

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Master in animal sciences gets schooled on horses | horses (and horsey creatures certain can get around just fine on 3 legs, no prosthetics needed (depending on which leg is missing just so long as don't ride them 80% sure can't ride them if they've only 3 legs Umm have master's animal science and think must not be anything horse-related. Well gon' learn today! First quick lesson on equine anatomy. They walk on last bone single toe. This is different human which walk on quarter bones our entire

Tumblr Thread: "Master" In Animal Sciences Gets Schooled On Horses

Funny random memes | trying flirt Hey Hey are Good are doing? Good thanks and Good and Good thanks Good | Frodo LotR find out approximately 95 all ocean critters remain undiscovered. Alright then, keep sea crits.

Roundup Of Amusing Memes To Fill The Void In Your Heart

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Family stops for gas 100 miles into their road trip and realizes their pet cat is on the roof of their car, they decide to take him with them leaving no family member behind

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Company says basic office supplies are for managers only, new hire brings his own and forces a policy change overnight: 'Facial tissues are not for non-managers'

Company says basic office supplies are for managers only, new hire brings his own and forces a policy change overnight: 'Facial tissues are not for non-managers'

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