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this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - ethan @CrankGameplays i would wake up so much faster if I changed my alarm to the sound of my dog throwing up 5:59 PM Jan 21, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 3.8K Retweets 258 Quote Tweets 84.2K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (January 25th, 2021)

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viral tweets of cats sitting in on people's zoom calls thumbnail includes a picture of a girl and a cat glaring at a camera and one tweet 'Photograph - Abby Tomlinson 000 @twcuddleston my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera 7:08 PM · Jan 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 70.9K Retweets 4.4K Quote Tweets 850.7K Likes'

Cats Sitting In On Zoom Calls (Viral Tweets)

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viral twitter thread about a sick miniature puppy getting adopted thumbnail includes two pictures of a miniature puppy and a tweet 'Dog breed - Molly Knight @molly knight I have news. This is George. He's 10 week old miniature pinscher mix. He was homeless and had parvo. I agreed to foster him two weeks ago. And now he is my dog. 11:35 PM Jan 18, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 2.8K Retweets 580 Quote Tweets 98.3K Likes'

Fostering A Homeless And Sick Miniature Puppy (Viral Twitter Thread)

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this week's collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a group of cats meowing 'Organism - Paris Zarcilla 000 @ParisZarcilla Me: *just fed cats and about to bite into a sandwich* Them: "Spare some food for me and my starving family, sir?" 5:31 PM · Jan 16, 2021 · Twitter for Android 7.3K Retweets 269 Quote Tweets 56.2K Likes'

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Funny Memes, Funny Tweets, Scottish Twitter, Scottish Humor, Twitter | marijuana is legalised Scotland cannabis leaves baked in dough | Lewis X @lewisa95 Imagine buying rug looks like pastry Greggs Love my new rug

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tweets about wolves from @nywolforg thumbnail includes two pictures including a white wolf on its back and another of two wolves holding a stick together 'Lion - Wolf Conservation Center @nywolforg 000 Happiness is having a best friend (and a stick). WALF 2:55 PM Jan 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2.2K Retweets 104 Quote Tweets 13.9K Likes'

Wolves Are Important Majestic Goofballs (Tweets)

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tweets of cats sitting in random places thumbnail includes two pictures including a kitten sitting on a charger and another of a cat sitting on an arrested man

Troublemaker Cats Chilling In The Most Random Places

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tweets about cats unexpectedly giving birth thumbnail includes two pictures including a litter of kittens with their mother and another of a man on a bed with a bunch of fully grown cats 'Organism - Paris Zarcilla 000 @ParisZarcilla So. I JUST FOUND A CAT THAT IS NOT HAS HAD BABIES UNDER MY BED. MINE AND IT 11:53 AM May 30, 2018 · Twitter for Android 46.3K Retweets 13.4K Quote Tweets 160.3K Likes R1SATS SPI Co. LT SIZE -'

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this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including someone making finger guns at a cat then another of a cat raising its paws in defeat 'Organism - Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat 000 9:47 PM - Jan 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android 71.5K Retweets 2K Quote Tweets 278.6K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (January 18th, 2021)

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Funny tweets, self-deprecating tweets, twitter memes, quarantine | Pinky's Brains @mack44_d human brain is an amazing machine functions 24/7 moment born until moment buy smart phone | Randall Otis @RandallOtisTV started s going gonna write novel during have forgotten quarantine read

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twitter account of a blind cat thumbnail includes two pictures including a blind cat wearing a sweater sitting on a bench and another of a blind cat on a leash 'As a tiny kitten I was left at a dump to die. I had a terrible infection in both eyes. Someone brought me in to my mom's vet clinic, and she fell in love!'

Giving Love Back To A Blind Kitty Full Of Positivity

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this week's collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a cat sitting in a flower pot 'Organism - Flowerpot - iris g @8RUJAA do not disturb me i am blooming 10:28 PM Jan 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 59.8K Retweets 1.1K Quote Tweets 245K Likes'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (January 15th)

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collection of wholesome and positive dog tweets thumbnail includes two pictures of a corgi covered in jam 'Toy - SeaweedTea Drinker @BlondieAtlanta Somebody found this Corgi puppy laid out in a shop surrounded by claret. They thought he'd been attacked and was hurt and bleeding... It turns out he'd eaten and entire jar of Jam and passed out on the floor in a sugar crash...ee e 5:10 PM Jan 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 71.3K Retweets 8.4K Quote Tweets 454.4K Likes'

Pawsitivity In The Form Of Doggo Tweets

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this week's best animal tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Sarah Ellis Fox 000 @sarahellisfox I thought I was being clever, putting the litter box on wheels so I could slide it out from under the stairs, but I have inadvertently created a Mad Max-esque vehicle which my cat uses to roll around the house, dragging himself with his front paws, the entire time shitting. 4:49 PM Jan 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App 11.5K Retweets 664 Quote Tweets 99.5K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Funny Animal Tweets

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