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Wits of Steel: 31 Unassailable 'You Can't Argue with That' Comebacks for the Ages (April 14, 2024)

John Summers

29-year-old tech worker making $400K annually working 20 hours a week complains about being bored: 'If he quits, good luck finding half that amount'

Emmy Pratt

'If people did this population would be 73': Life coach claims people need to have their life together before dating, gets roasted for her high standards

Emmy Pratt

40 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (April 13, 2024)

JR Atkinson

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (April 11, 2024)

Ally Perry

Bored therapist texts during session, can't understand why patient gets angry and leaves: 'Do I wait for him to apologize?'

Emmy Pratt

'My son screamed for the last 4 hours': Parents share the worst travel strategies they've tried while traveling with kids

Emmy Pratt

Wits of Steel: 31 Unassailable 'You Can't Argue with That' Comebacks for the Ages (April 8, 2024)

John Summers

Male Karen criticizes eclipse-heads for flying to Little Rock to watch the eclipse, gets schooled on the natural beauty of the earth: 'Experiencing a rare cosmic phenomenon is important'

Emmy Pratt

'You're an idiot...It's no wonder you did not finish college': Recruiter berates interviewee for not showing up to interview he scheduled incorrectly

Emmy Pratt

'There never was a 1940 film called Gaslight': Chaotically good Wikipedia vandalism to make you giggle

JR Atkinson

38 Memes for The Lovers, The Dreamers, and Me

Emmy Pratt

Wits of Steel: 31 Unassailable 'You Can't Argue with That' Comebacks for the Ages (April 4, 2024)

John Summers

'In 20 years that I own the property, have not seen such mess inside!!': High-strung landlord scolds tenant for having a mildly messy apartment

Emmy Pratt

Author criticizes reader for borrowing his book from the library: 'It's even better when you buy, not borrow, your copy'

Emmy Pratt

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (April 4, 2024)

Ally Perry