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funny tweets about feral things people have been doing during quarantine | Text - KDramasNSilents @KDramasNSilents Replying to @drewtoothpaste Ate an entire diced raw cabbage out if a bowl cuz i got tired partway through prep and didn't want to cook anymore. And then I did it again with the cabbage i bought to replace that cabbage.

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twitter thread about a guy who feeds stray cats running out of food and giving them a fried egg | thumbnail includes two pictures of a cat next to a fried egg and one tweet 'Ecoregion - zach silberberg ... @zachsilberberg theres a stray cat who visits my yard and i usually give him a can of tuna but i'm all out so tonight i fried him an egg and i dont think he knows what to do with it'

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viral twitter thread of pictures of animals taking selfies | thumbnail includes two pictures including a dog taking a selfie and a cat taking a selfie of itself and three dogs 'Cat - Joaquim Campa @JoaquimCampa ... Animals Taking Seflies. Thread. 9:53 PM Apr 24, 2021 - Twitter Web App 41.2K Retweets 3,914 Quote Tweets 239.7K Likes'

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twitter thread about accidentally forgetting your sugar glider in your bra thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Lil Bit ... @LizerReal oh shit. i'm at a doctors appointment, and i legit forgot to take the sugar glider out of my sports bra. let's hope she stays asleep!!! 8:39 PM - Jan 25, 2021 - Twitter Web App 16.5K Retweets 3.6K Quote Tweets 209.8K Likes'

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Funny Twitter thread about a woman on her way to Sundance. Her seatmate on the flight consulted siri to see what middle seat etiquette is, hilarity ensures, rachel handler | tweet by rachel_handler my first report out Sundance woman next just said loudly Siri is middle seat etiquette then showed Google search results on middle seat armrests and said she's legally owner both middle armrests and am not allowed put my arm down. worked Boeing 20 years so know right legally

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twitte thread about jealous girlfriend in dms, seltzer ranking | SadeVEVO @fillegrossiere woke up haunted by girl DMed on here say do u know my bf said just mutuals don't really know him she responded and said "well read all ur DMs him went look at my DMs with him and they were us going back and forth ranking seltzer | Miss Mortis @MementoMortis_ Replying fillegrossiere Same energy Can not like my boyfriend's pictures on Instagram? Thanks bf is my cousin lol Agnew Delivered doesn't give right

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viral twitter thread about cats sleeping on their faces thumbnail includes two pictures of cats sleeping with their faces pressed to the floor and a tweet 'Font - rina @m1kiu a thread of cats sleeping on their face 6:43 AM Feb 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 47.2K Retweets 2,567 Quote Tweets 158.9K Likes'

Viral Twitter Thread Of Pawdorable Cats Sleeping On Their Faces

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twitter thread and tweets about a person who doesn't own a cat suddenly having a cat in their apartment thumbnail includes a picture of a cat standing on a desk 'Computer - B @_BillieBelieves We don't have a cat 4:04 PM · Feb 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.6K Retweets 1,830 Quote Tweets 168.2K Likes'

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