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funny twitter thread of guy air frying a hot dog for two hours pretending it's science | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 50 minutes has elapsed, 70 minutes remain. My wife and son have gone outside and have opened kitchen window | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 60 minutes has elapsed, 60 minutes remain have been advised by fellow scientists allow hotdog and air fryer cool off before continuing air is thick with hotdog flavor.

Twitter Scientist Air Fries a Hotdog For Two Hours

snoop dog, lol, funny tweets, twitter | INSIDER @thisisinsider This stunning hotel room in the Swiss Alps has no walls Snoop Dogg this is outside

Is There Central Heating?

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Train conductor uses impressive investigative skills to bust a passenger | tweet by comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

Train Conductor Uses Masterful Investigative Skills

emotional and heartwarming story about woman whose husband did train announcements oswald laurence, london, united kingdom | tweet by garius Just before Christmas 2012, staff at Embankment Tube station were approached by woman who very upset. She kept asking them where voice had gone. They weren't sure she meant Voice voice, she said man who says 'Mind Gap'

A True Story Of Love & Loss On The London Underground

An entitled influencer asks someone for $300 worth of jewelry | Hey! l'd like talk about jewelry? accepted request Awesome! Hey can do

Influencer With 400 Followers Asks Artist For $300 Worth Of Jewelry

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A collection of dumb questions that introverts somehow end up getting asked | tweet by AprilLloyd90 Them phone is ringing don't recognise number, and am not expecting call Them So why don't answer and find out StupidQuestionsForlntroverts

Painfully Dumb Questions That Introverts Are Asked

A funny Twitter exchange with the WeRateDogs account. | Brant @brant 47m @dog_rates rating system sucks. Just change name CuteDogs WeRateDogsTM @dog_rates @brant Why are so mad Bront 43m 2 Brant @brant 42m @dog_rates well give every dog 11s and 12s doesn't even make any sense. WeRateDogsTM @dog_rates @brant they're good dogs Brent 9/12/16, 2:05 PM 5 LIKES

WeRateDogs Twitter Exchange Comes Full Circle

Man orders boxes online, and ends up repeatedly getting granola. | dave meslin @meslin 1. Three weeks ago ordered box boxes PkgWholesalers, via @amazonca. Specifically ordered package 25 boxes, each 6x9x6: Tweet übersetzen Packaging Wholesalers 9x6x6-Inch Shipping Boxes, 25-Count (BS090606) amazon.ca

Man Orders Boxes, Repeatedly Gets Granola

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - bibo @biboofficial let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you" 3:43 AM Dec 26, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 62.1K Retweets 10.6K Quote Tweets 728.1K Likes >

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 30, 2020)

twitter account which reveals which a cat is featured in a film or not - thumbnail of tweet "little women: yes" | Oh, dear countess, pray for me

Impurrtant Twitter Account Lets Users Know Whether A Cat Is Featured In A Movie Or Not

funny tweets, twitter memes, christmas gifts, christmas | Ileana @heyileana This years Christmas gift from my brother empty box with a printed Spongebob Imagination meme at the bottom

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people share their bizarre childhood beliefs | thumbnail Text - Moose Friend @sarahthemoose Replying to @Kristen Arnett My dad told me the appendix was an organ our cavemen ancestors needed to hold rocks to grind up their food I was TWENTY TWO about to go in for emergency surgery, crying "I've never even eaten any rocks" when the ER docs had a good laugh at me 5:08 PM · Dec 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >

People Reveal Weird Childhood Beliefs

Funny twitter meme, why are you dressed like that, lol, tweets | photo of a normative family dinner table | creepy grey girl with hair in her face and Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Family Dinner Gets Meme'd With 'Why Are You Dressed Like That?' Tweets

this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes two pictures of a dog holding a ball with teeth on it in its mouth 'Vertebrate - Hilbo Flowerpot Baggins @hilary_1072 So my sister bought her dog a new ball for Christmas 1:41 PM Dec 25, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 181.1K Retweets 8.5K Quote Tweets 1.3M Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (December 28st, 2020)

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twitter thread of 10 beautiful animals thumbnail includes two pictures including a picture of a secretary bird and another of a glass-wing butterfly 'General Zee @heisTactic #EndSARS 000 10 Beautiful Animals You'll Not Be Able To Stop Looking At'

Twitter Thread Of 10 Incredibly Beautiful Animals

Mariel Ruvinsky

twitter account of a group of golden retriever dogs thumbnail includes two pictures of a huge group of golden retrievers 'Dog - The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4 It really is a lot of dogs... 5:47 PM - Dec 12, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 324 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes'

Coolest Gang Of Good Dogs On Twitter Keep Growing

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36 Feline Funnies for People With a Cat in Their Soul

36 Feline Funnies for People With a Cat in Their Soul

Son works for parents' hospitality business, gets upset when he is fired for starting similar business without telling them: 'We were down to our last $1'

Son works for parents' hospitality business, gets upset when he is fired for starting similar business without telling them: 'We were down to our last $1'

Job candidate asked to work entire day for free instead of sitting their scheduled interview, they stand their ground and walk: 'They expected me to work 6 hours for free before even telling me the salary'

Job candidate asked to work entire day for free instead of sitting their scheduled interview, they stand their ground and walk: 'They expected me to work 6 hours for free before even telling me the salary'

Mom demands grandma cut short 5 day vacation to babysit 4-year-old and 6-year-old, gets offended when she tells her she's disappointed: 'I wouldn't ask if I wasn't desperate'

Mom demands grandma cut short 5 day vacation to babysit 4-year-old and 6-year-old, gets offended when she tells her she's disappointed: 'I wouldn't ask if I wasn't desperate'

A Lazy Sunday Scroll of 26 Sweet Dog Memes to Spring You Into the Season

A Lazy Sunday Scroll of 26 Sweet Dog Memes to Spring You Into the Season

31 Cuddly Cat Memes That Pawthorize a One-Way Ticket Aboard the Snuggle Bus

31 Cuddly Cat Memes That Pawthorize a One-Way Ticket Aboard the Snuggle Bus

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