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Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking| Thumbnail text - ava @avxxtarot mercury retrograde is just me fighting the urge to download tinder just to talk to people while I'm bored with the full intention of never pursuing anything or meeting them 7:33 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 365 Retweets 109 Quote Tweets 2,901 Likes

Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking

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A wild Twitter thread about how driving in Europe can be an adrenaline-charged spectacle.

Twitter Thread: European Driving Can Be An Adrenaline-Charged Spectacle

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Spoof Of Stereotypical Movie Sex Scene Points Out Their Total Ridiculousness

Dad Tweets That Are Funnier Than An Ill-Fitted Pair Of Dad Jeans| thumbnail text - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law Kids too energetic? Make them go on a walk with you and they'll suddenly be unable to move any part of their body. 2:57 PM · Sep 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 243 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,390 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are Funnier Than An Ill-Fitted Pair Of Dad Jeans

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12 Incredible Sea Otter Facts In Honor of Sea Otter Awareness Week

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Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together| Thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry I'm barely awake and already my toddler is crying because I won't put him in the trash can 4:47 PM · Sep 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 178 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 1,494 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together

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'Middle Class Fancy' Nuggets For All The Dads In Training

Riverdale Memes That Scream 'I'm a Weirdo'| thumbnail text - Boyfriend requirements: -weird -a weirdo -doesn't fit in -doesn't want to fit in -never seen without his stupid hat on -cuz that's weird

Riverdale Memes That Scream 'I'm a Weirdo'

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Puppers 'N Pumpkins: Pawdorable Pictures of Dogs Ready For Halloween

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Man Tries To Catch Alligator With A Trash Can, Succeeds

This week’s collection of cat tweets | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Amy Lynn @AmyAThatcher I was just in the garden having a cigarette and on my phone, not really paying attention. I thought a cat came up and sat next to me on the step. I reached to pet it and it was a fucking possum. Scared the shit out of me . 4:54 AM - Sep 27, 2021 - Twitter for Android 638 Retweets 120 Quote Tweets 13.1K Likes'

16 Funny Cat Tweets We Found On Twitter

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Parents Tweet About The Epic Highs And Lows Of School Picture Day| Thumbnail text - Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses ... Settle down, school picture day packages. I don't need a body pillow with my son's face embroidered on it for $400. 8:47 PM · 9/30/16 · Twitter for Android 570 Retweets 27 Quote Tweets 1,569 Likes

Parents Tweet About The Epic Highs And Lows Of School Picture Day

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CEO sends CCTV footage of employees in a group work chat while's he's out of town: 'He's watching us. I'm quitting tomorrow'

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‘If it was any other weekend’: Couple refuses to bail on their friends' festival plans despite their mother-in-law demanding their attendance at the grandparents' last-minute, Labor Day weekend BBQ

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