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Funny tweet about staying up late as revenge | Daphne K. Lee is out of office O @daphnekylee Learned a very relatable term today: (revenge procrastination), a phenomenon in which people who don't have much control over their daytime life refuse to sleep early in order to regain some sense of freedom during late night hours.

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Twitter thread about an incredibly believable scammer | Pieter Gunst @DigitalLawyer Oooof just subjected most credible phishing attempt experienced date. Here were steps:

Twitter Thread: Man Encounters Incredibly Believable Scammer

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Tweets about what kids used to think meant people were rich, wealth, funny, childhood | connectpoliticditto @cpoliticditto My wife grew up thinking having water/ice dispensers FRIDGE DOOR life goal grew up thinking if had basketball hoop with clear/ plexiglass backboard were rich are some things thought were indicators wealth were kid? | Le Ah @lfonten2 Replying cpoliticditto grew up San Diego military housing (old small townhouses) so thought having house with California roof meant were rich dr

23 People Share What They Once Thought Were Indicators Of Wealth

Funny tweet that reads, "Little secret about me: my answer to the question 'would you like a receipt' is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time"

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Twitter thread of Terry Pratchett Discworld quotes about policing, social commentary, satire | Kelli OperaGeek @TheOperaGeek "And, while regarded as pretty good evidence criminality be living slum SOME reason owning whole street them merely got invited very best social occasions Terry Pratchett, Feet Clay | way Privilege, which just means 'private law Two types people laugh at law; those break and those make Terry Pratchett, Night Watch 9:26 PM 6/8/20 Twitter Android

Twitter Thread: Terry Pratchett Quotes Full Of Astute Social Commentary

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Funny moments of James Fridman trolling | Greg @gmail.com> James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com Hi James, will make look like bad police are on their way. boy? NO SUNGLASSES NO FANNY PACKS NO TATTOOS NO MUSTACHE

Classic Photoshop Trolls From The Expert James Fridman

$funny meme about jimmy eat world, james food center | Cooper Fleishman @_Cooper Please. That's my father's name. You can call me Jimmy Eat World JAMES \ FOOD CENTER$

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Various tweets and memes that capture the experience of working retail | ABAKER @a_bakee Waiting day emojis are on POS systems at restaurants. So guest is being annoying can put "O on ticket.

Relatable Memes And Tweets About Working Retail

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A collection of tweets that perfectly sum up marriage | Kate Sidley Follow @sidleykate Call old-fashioned, but believe marriage should be between person who hates pickles and another person who will eat pickle.

Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage

Funny Twitter story about an aging Millennial interacting with a young child about their gaming past | ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon Imagine are older than dust, Surely headed grave soon have guilted child, Antonicanila let stay with her and her family old age named her because 's just so unique She allowed go get an ice cream cone one day.

Entertaining Twitter Thread Imagines An Aging Millennial's Run-In With A Youth

Funny Twitter story about a guy who gets into a little skirmish with a raccoon when it gets up into his hammock | Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds started new evening ritual leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and get into hammock back yard and listen an album start finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and been trying coax him into hammock

Guy Gets Into Amusing Altercation With A Raccoon In A Hammock

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Man accidentally invites a raccoon into his hammock while he's hanging out | Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds started new evening ritual leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and get into hammock back yard and listen an album start finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and been trying coax him into hammock

Twitter Thread: Man Unknowingly Invites Raccoon Into Hammock

Funny tweets about rude and entitled patio people, restaurants, patios, funny | lemon labradorite @mamandelulu Replying xLaboure @freshhel and @hooleil Classic. Also s really sunny at this table don't have another spot looking at same damn packed patio they are no mean, yes inside. This is outside, ma'am sun is just out here and stuff | certified wide @bacchus2014 Replying freshhel and @lunch_enjoyer worked at an outdoor restaurant with covered outdoor patio. Table insisted on sitting out there

Twitter Users Bond Over The Heartless Entitlement Of Patio Diners

Funny tweet that reads, "Millennials are so SPOILED and ENTITLED; Millennials: is it rude if I ask my employer to pay me"

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tweet of walking his dog in different costumes Flintstones and Donald Trump | Jack @jackp593 Daily update on Steve's dog walking rig Flintstone theme today | man riding Donald Trump while walking two dogs

Man Dresses Up In Costumes Every Day To Walk His Dogs

Funny random memes | Spongebob watching TV in underwear Have ever been so stressed relaxing makes more stressed because not working on 's making stressed? | GLOBAL PANDEMIC IS NOT GOOD EXCUSE TEXT EX balloon letters

Twenty-Nine Humorous Memes For The Comedy-Deprived