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A fascinating Twitter thread about how our eyes are deceptive cameras | foone @Foone want know something about bullshit insane our brains are? OK, so there's physical problem with our eyes move them short fast bursts called "saccades right? very quick, synchronized movements only problem is: they go all blurry and useless during this >

Twitter Thread: Our Vision Systems Are Lying

A Twitter thread about a girl's Italian family being surprised by a DNA test | buzzfeed owes money f Follow @queenozymandias My uncle on my Italian side got one DNA tests done and turns out they're not Italian and everyone my family is having mental breakdown

Twitter Thread: Italian Family Gets Blindsided By DNA Test

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A collection of tweets from the Last Blockbuster | Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster People always ask us if Die Hard is Christmas movie and our answer is always same: Please just rent something.

Hilarious Tweets From The Last Blockbuster

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about kids being kidnapped by pirates and arguing who goes first | Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 my family were kidnapped by pirates and forced walk plank into shark infested waters pretty sure my children would fight over who got go first.

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Funny and cute memes about animals | GuessTheAnimal Please No Cheating.. giraffe | God: Makes dinasaurs Dinosaurs: cant build churches God: 5 Fornecer Comentários Microsotft POR 18:55 PTB2 13/04/2019 Delete Insert bird pressing delete button

Nineteen Animal Memes For Anyone Who's Not A Sociopath

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Funny random memes | Breaking Bad Walter White January 2020 August 2020 | Corona Virus enters my body* Flintstones Vitamins ate 20 years ago: glowing red eyes

Thirty Stupid Memes To Pass The Time

Emotional Twitter thread about student helping classmate with social anxiety | baileyanastas @baileyanastas had this girl my class and she considered be like REALLY DUMB. She'd ask ton questions class, which everybody would consider be "stupid"and "silly" and even teachers would often taunt her but she'd never stop asking

Twitter Thread: Girl Endures Teasing For Anxious Friend

A collection of times that humans were total bros to one another | To people eating out my GARBAGE have more Love for Than Think. Please Just come and Tell Hungry will give fresh Slice Pizza water. GOD Bless | Augie Nash @AugieNash at Sam's Club Older couple 70's checking out Cashier asks if they found everything they needed Lady said no needed bread Young man 20's heard this and says "Ma'am have loaf can have, and if see anything my cart welcome

Loving Humans Being Absolute Bros

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Funny random tweets | Peaches, and best SeauxCocoa Americans be so proud working themselves bone, right into an early grave. Meanwhile other countries take naps middle day. 4:35 AM 8/5/20 Twitter Android

Twenty-Two Fresh And Funny Tweets For Bored Eyes

Funny random memes and tweets | Spongebob and Sandy cloud gazing your crush not you | Leonardo Dicaprio chuckling in Django Unchained tapping someone on the left shoulder but being right

Twenty-Nine Random Memes For Those Who Like Not Being Bored

A collection of funny tweets from Professor Snape on Twitter | Professor Snape @_Snape_ many Harry Potters does take screw lightbulb? One. He holds and world revolves around him. young Daniel Radcliff

Professor Snape Tweets That Were Pure Magic

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Funny random memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts | Meanwhile Polska NO AIRBAGS DIE LIKE REAL MAN Slav 100 | Just ruining his friends haircut cat licking a stripe on another cat's head

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$Funny random memes | finally confront person who is ruining life small birb bird looking in the mirror | feeling smart enough know awkward are, but not smart enough know not be awkward. ar+h 2a NT confused math lady$

Thirty-Two Stupidity-Filled Memes And Tweets

Funny Twitter meme about being on a date with a houseplant | An English Human @English_Channel [on a date with a houseplant] Me: everything ok? you hardly touched your dinner. Houseplant: Yes, I'm just eating light

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twitter thread about unique daily rituals - cover pic about person leaving TV on for their dogs | FUCK ALL Twinks @tinytwink Replying mrnickharvey Every day leave TV on dogs feel bad if 's on something shit like shopping channel, so spend 10 minutes searching something they might like

People Reveal Their Unique Daily Rituals - A Thread

funny tweets and tumblr posts about embarrassing and awkward conversations and situations | R @RyanLangdon_ elevator doors opened up and guy walked elevator just and him there and he said love And not rude so said love too He gave weird look and pointed at his Bluetooth. | unclewhiskysrevenge So MEANT say "oh crap left my phone my car but ALMOST said oh no left my cone my phar and damn, wouldn't have been embarrassing, but caught myself, and ACTUALLY said Ah, my fart cone So anyway

Twenty-Four Tales Of Amusing Awkwardness

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