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funny tweets | cam @climaxximus real estate agent: this house has 1 bedroom, 50 hallways, and 's haunted. pacman: sold 12:50 PM 2020-08-09 Twitter Android 1,824 Retweets and comments 16.2K Likes

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A collection of tweets depicting unique British problems | Tweet VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish Removing kind kind regards let recipient know absolutely bloody livid 10/04/2015 14:45 8,275 RETWEETS 8,587 FAVOURITES

British Problems That Are Bloody Brilliant

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A funny Twitter account shares various irreverent jokes and puns | Pakalu Papito @p 15. Okt. 2019 better check my phone texts friends checks phone better get some friends 18 t 1.848 7.593

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Funny random memes | Doctor: This is spine wtf put back stock photo | landlord says NO PETS ty bunny with a toy tag label tied to its ear

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world's worst cat tweets cats funny lol hilarious twitter animals aww cute | John Pearson @chefjohnpearson Replying _cingraham My horrible boy climbs door frame dead night and dive bombs my groin like pro wrestler

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Funny tweet that reads, "Remember in 2004 when you were like 'I'm gonna go on the computer'"

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Funny tweets about a 'Long Furby' that a guy's wife made for a friend's birthday | I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long Furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable | MOMENT UNDERSTOOD WEAKNESS MY FLESH THEWNE DISGUSTED

Creepy 'Long Furby' Is Terrifying Twitter Users Everywhere

A collection of times that people got ruined by words | My daughter scored 93 10th very disappointed, should Punish her 1 Answer Last followed July 2 Answer Follow 1 X Pass 000 Having parent like is already Punishment her | Nickolas Boylan @Boyl 17 Jul v Replying FlatPlana and @FlatEarthOrg Did know flatearther" is actually latin need feel special so bad ill literally just deny obvious shit so people know much free thinker am" 13 Flat Earth Expedition 18 Jul Ancient Romans are criying un their g

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Funny random memes and tweets | and group friends are pale AF and burn very easily @zacsaffron crowd on bleachers sitting along a single column of shade | she thinks she looks like she looks like my eyes fancy burger vs ugly burger

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Funny random memes, relatable memes, silly memes, dumb memes, mom memes, cat memes, cats, felines | are talking mom on phone Ok Ok. Ok Ok | jon drake @DrakeGatsby Going Boulangerie croissant like bonjour

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Funny and cute memes about animals | GuessTheAnimal Please No Cheating.. giraffe | God: Makes dinasaurs Dinosaurs: cant build churches God: 5 Fornecer Comentários Microsotft POR 18:55 PTB2 13/04/2019 Delete Insert bird pressing delete button

Nineteen Animal Memes For Anyone Who's Not A Sociopath

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wholesome memes, wholesome tweets, twitter, inspirational, motivational, struggling, depression, mental heaalth, love, friendship | If ever find yourself cringing at something did past means have grown as person dog presentation | not behind life. There's no timetable all must follow s made up. 7 billion people can't do everything same order s early s late? Compared who? Don't beat yourself up where are s schedule and everything is right on time.

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Funny memes, funny tweets, silly memes, yoda, star wars, star wars memes, dank memes, meme about ignoring peoples calls, meme about demons holding up your boobs instead of using a bra Can't just buy bra? No. This is far more dramatic | If need call no matter day or night be there also Ringer Silent 130 missed calls Exit

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A funny Twitter thread about a woman's husband eating shower snacks | Jenna Guillaume JennaGuillaume are shower snacks thing or just something my weirdo husband does 4:48 pm 31/7/20 TweetDeck 13 Retweets and comments 157 Likes Jenna Guillaume JennaG 31/7/20 Replying JennaGuillaume why is there pringles container shower my husband, like 's most normal thing world: oh my shower snacks

Twitter Thread: Wife's Husband Loves Shower Snacks

A fascinating Twitter thread about how our eyes are deceptive cameras | foone @Foone want know something about bullshit insane our brains are? OK, so there's physical problem with our eyes move them short fast bursts called "saccades right? very quick, synchronized movements only problem is: they go all blurry and useless during this >

Twitter Thread: Our Vision Systems Are Lying

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