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A collection of clever comebacks that silenced their recipients | hcrld +21 Queue is just Q followed by 4 silent letters. v Robot_Spider +62 They aren't silent. They're waiting their turn. weallheartonedirection: Internet at its finest

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Funny random memes | Today need go bed early at 3 AM: Google Cow's aerodynamics | WeRateDogs dog_rates This is Hazel. She sneezed and her ears went inside out. 12/10 requesting immediate assistance 9:28 AM 7/16/20 Twitter iPhone

Thirty-Three Miscellaneous Memes To Soothe The Soul

A speech pathologist helps out autistic kid on flight | Rachel R. Romeo @RachelRRomeo just had such an affirming experience. On my 8hr intl flight back conference sat next father/son broken English father began apologize/ warn his ~10 yr-old son had severe nonverbal autism, and this would like be difficult journey. 1/

Twitter Thread: A Speech-Language Pathologist's Affirming Experience

Twitter thread about a little lizard eating gardeners' pill bugs and blueberries | Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamajama So had massive infestation pill bugs who ate our zucchini twice. So put out beer traps (they go drink beer, they fall Then mystery occurred 8:32 PM Apr 25, 2020 Twitter iPhone lessica Ellis Replying baddestmamajama put traps our veggie bed, dug into soil. They were fact catching ZILLION pill bugs. Literally FULL BRIM by morning baddestmamajama 20h And then traps started Move. 2 13

Twitter Thread: Devious Alligator Lizard Creates Havoc In Garden

Funny random Tumblr posts | literalnobody "money can't buy happiness" is such baby boomer concept like don't want excessive wealth buy golf plated toilet seat Karen just wish wasn't crying because can't afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours week literalnobody Looking at notes guess y'all are poor too huh

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "WELCOME VISITOR. WE HAVE A 'CHURCH' AND A 'SCHOOL' AND NO TENTACLES WHATEVER" above an image of a map of a city called, "Humansville"

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Funny Twitter memes and reactions to Henry Cavill building a PC | girl posing with her legs spread over a fountain of water | Üther @MissFortuneAte Henry Cavill builds pc internet: Sweating Rilakkuma

Henry Cavill Building A PC Has Twitter Thirsting Hardcore

Funny random memes | Nobody: Wish fake trampoline pool in a backyard | Holy Fluff chonk chubby cat lit by a ray of sunlight

Thirty Amusing Memes Just For The Hell Of It

Funny tweet that reads, "Forgot to give my little cousin a blanket last night" above a photo of a kid lying in a cardboard box

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A Twitter thread about sexism in the workplace | Why is only women who see sexism everywhere? Martin R. Schneider @Schneid 2d v Nicole and worked small employment service firm and one complaint always came our boss: She took too long work with clients. Martin R. Schneider @Schneid. 2d v As her supervisor considered this minor nuisance at best figured reason got things done faster having more experience 17 313 1,147 Martin R. Schneider @Schneid 2d v So one day l'm emailing client back- and-forth

Twitter Thread: Sexism In The Workplace

Funny tweets, twitter memes, relatable tweets, weird twitter | Danny @dundlewood Behind every great man is great woman. Behind her? Another great man. Everybody here is great and guess s conga time baby 06/07/2017, 20:40 7,987 Retweets 24.7K Likes

Fifty Excellent Tweets From Masters Of Brevity

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People Of Twitter Don't Want A Man, They Want Djungelskog (Tweets)

Funny random memes | Im trying get over my fear ghosts Therapist: Thats spirit : scared hamster | Actual photo where get my memes man fishing in a river of lava

Thirty-Eight Random Memes To Get Your Day Started Off Right

Funny Twitter thread about a man's surreal McDonald's visit | Josh Raby @JoshRaby 's 1AM and decided wanted milkshake. So there's McDonald's near my house greeted at drive thru by following sentence:

Twitter Thread: Man's McDonald's Trip Reads Like A Fever Dream

Funny scottish twitter gems, scottish tweets, funny tweets | @Boyle_67 2 d. X Auld man came hame pished he went out at half 8 this morning play golf, did ma auld dear scream an shout? Nope she put him straight bed, an 's sign good Catholic marriage if he's done anything wrong God will get him, she's watching masterchef an canny be arsed. 36 27 49 O 1.237

Hilariously Hard-To-Understand Scottish Tweets

Adorable and cute twitter thread of cats with food names | *galo voice* 2017 hyundai cilantra @avaritious nym life is worth living again thank u Spice Rack" Pasta and her noodles Paprika Lasagna Ziti Chili Mama Pasta BUTTERSCOTCH BLUEBERRY Cayenne Saffron | Vashmcdash @VaShMcDaSh88 Replying avaritious My babies Meatball and Alfredo.

Adorable Twitter Thread Celebrates Cats With Food Names

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Entitled neighbor "Linda" insists that the new resident should take down her fence because it blocks her views: 'The fence was entirely on my property line'

Entitled neighbor "Linda" insists that the new resident should take down her fence because it blocks her views: 'The fence was entirely on my property line'

17-year-old warns he will move out after mom and stepdad demand they act more like a family: 'My stepfather would act like I was doing something wrong by existing'

17-year-old warns he will move out after mom and stepdad demand they act more like a family: 'My stepfather would act like I was doing something wrong by existing'

21-year-old's best friend mocks her boyfriend for being broke, he calls her out for always "forgetting" her wallet: 'From that day forward, I would never cover anything for her again'

21-year-old's best friend mocks her boyfriend for being broke, he calls her out for always "forgetting" her wallet: 'From that day forward, I would never cover anything for her again'

New hire "Lisa" tries to get 32-year-old star employee fired because of how good she is at her job: 'HR caught her, [Lisa's] now on thin ice'

New hire "Lisa" tries to get 32-year-old star employee fired because of how good she is at her job: 'HR caught her, [Lisa's] now on thin ice'

Woman's fiancé sells her late father's Fender guitar behind her back while on a "minimalism kick," she calls off the wedding when he refuses to get it back: 'I told everyone that this guitar was off-limits'

Woman's fiancé sells her late father's Fender guitar behind her back while on a "minimalism kick," she calls off the wedding when he refuses to get it back: 'I told everyone that this guitar was off-limits'

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20+ Hobbit Memes for LOTRologists Who Were There 3000 Years Ago (August 14, 2025)