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Funny Twitter meme about when someone tells a joke, and then someone else tells it louder and everyone laughs | YoshiWare @Yoshiware2 9h Replying to @asukalmfao When you say a joke in class but nobody laughs and then the cooler kid says the joke and everybody laughs. 04 t-07 0278 ÅbéÅT #blm #JunkTerrorBill... •6h v WHEN YOU SAY A JOKE IN CLASS BUT NOBODY LAUGHS AND THEN THE COOLER KID SAYS THE JOKE AND EVERYBODY LAUGHS. 07 7 749

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man tweets woman strangers saved hero story | Black Professor @WonderKing82 walking train few minutes ago and woman walked right up and gave tight hug and whispered quickly please act like know 3 guys are following while played along then walked her 3 blocks home an experience both us.

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Funny random memes | scan 1000 year old Buddha statue revealed body monk hidden inside. ONO BODY Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 Winner hide and seek competition 1019. | show somebody picture on phone and they start scrolling @ralphcocks Tomiy SXCE STOP man holding a STOP sign

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A fun Twitter thread about a wild dude and his cat | tweet by Christopher Ingraham Follow @_cingraham CAT DRAMA: This orange moron, one our three cats, has been missing 36 hours. Wife put out missing kitty alert on Facebook (1/n) Red Lake Fals V

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Funny tweets about how Austin PD forged thank you letters and thank you cards in an attempt to show they have support in the city of Austin Texas | Lukiss @LucasChitty absolutely dying at fact APD forged dozens thank letters and didn't even bother change up handwriting on ANY THEM. OAustin Police Department O @Austi. 1d can't express enough grateful are serve Austin. Our officers have been working around clock during these unprecedented times and thank everyone who took time write and make our

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Funny random and relatable tweets | madeleine hindes @madeleinelily this piece is entitled "kind things my father has messaged kitchen, at about 6pm, whilst panic about world my bedroom" Supper time and living is easy Wine? Pringle? Pringles? Succession? Fancy hot scone? Glass wine ok G&T is down here 4 u Cuppa T? Walk? Hot bread need eat | dADDisms @Beagz As my wife falls asleep fully clothed day playing super mom can't help but think lucky and blessed are have her And if she would just hold

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Funny random tweets, parenting tweets, facebook, quarantine, reopening | Girl on Hill @Mom_Overboard Crazy think by this time next year all have aged five whole years. 8:26 AM 6/4/20 Twitter iPhone

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biggest scandal high school twitter tweets funny drama reveal | Charlotte Cavatica @cavaticat like think getting expelled guessing my history teacher's email password see if he had any love letters or new teacher he dating two years after his wedding another faculty member called off (his password his ex's name)

People Reveal The Biggest Scandals At Their High School

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People on Twitter describe their hilarious misunderstandings | Bob Davies @bobbigmac Replying ArianeSherine My mum and my uncle told McDonalds sold special "Robert Burger" because didn't want anything on menu about 5 ate only these until about 12 went with friends and realised doesn't exist cheeseburger all along

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Funny random memes | life gives lemons, learn make an Iron Man helmet cat cat wearing a mask carved out of a lemon peel | thanking my liver getting through quarantine NBA real MVP

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Chipotle gets bombarded by tons of clueless questions on Twitter | Thomas Hoefener @T_Heffff Thank ChipotleTweets leaf my burrito. Yum | Tess Remy-Detty @remytess15 @ChipotleTweets seriously why is there leaf my bowl? OTLE | Riley Gruenbaum @Riley_Gruenbaum hey chipotle is this lettuce or just leaf found outside RE

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A collection of funny and ridiculous Scottish tweets | Kieren Ragg @_madferit_ Know burds posts pics their maw saying stunning she is, am heavy howling just imagining guys dain with their da's hahaha >

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Graphic novel artist puts a fool in their place | Blake Northcott Follow @BlakeNorthcott Thank assessment my new graphic novel. Perhaps can help with some fact checking, though are not 'Trump bros Neither myself nor my cover artist have ever voted an American election Canadian, and artist is Italian 1 Generalissimo Justice is flying SDCC @QueenAnitaCox Imagine neckbeard INCELS basement Kentuckey creating this Everglade Angels comic Remember 90S Blake Tits were bigger then, draw them bigger Educa

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A ridiculous Twitter thread about boiling eggs for computer mouses | Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know hardships each week having overcook fresh hardboiled egg yolk computer mouse 10:18 AM 5/21/20 Twitter Web App

Twitter Thread: Hard Boiled Eggs And Computer Mouses

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Funny random memes | Frodo vs orc Lord of the Rings Guys with bar soap they wash their balls with Girls with their $1,000 face wash | realizing someone hitting on 4 years later Lisa Simpson

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Funny random memes | deer entered shop owner decided give him some biscuits. He left half an hour later he came back with squad | Someone tells their name* Their name my brain 7 seconds later: Adios

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17-year-old warns he will move out after mom and stepdad demand they act more like a family: 'My stepfather would act like I was doing something wrong by existing'

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Entitled neighbor "Linda" insists that the new resident should take down her fence because it blocks her views: 'The fence was entirely on my property line'

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21-year-old's best friend mocks her boyfriend for being broke, he calls her out for always "forgetting" her wallet: 'From that day forward, I would never cover anything for her again'

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Mom protests when brother agrees to babysit 1-year-old and 3-year-old nephews, backs out when partner's surgery is rescheduled: 'It would be too short notice to take the day off'

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Woman's fiancé sells her late father's Fender guitar behind her back while on a "minimalism kick," she calls off the wedding when he refuses to get it back: 'I told everyone that this guitar was off-limits'

Woman's fiancé sells her late father's Fender guitar behind her back while on a "minimalism kick," she calls off the wedding when he refuses to get it back: 'I told everyone that this guitar was off-limits'

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