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Twitter Shares The Things You Don't Tell Your Spouse

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Brutally Honest But Funny Tweets About Married Life

Funny twitter story about strippers, kevin hard, and narrowly avoided dead | Adam Heath Avitable @avitable Okay, tweeps, it's storytime. The year was 2015. A young (er) Avitable had tickets to go see @KevinHart4real on April 24th, and invited a stripper named Mandi May Jackson who he knew from his local adult establishment. She agreed, he picked her and they went out on the 'dn town... Adam Heath Avitable is at Amway Center Club Level. April 24, 2015 Orlando Feeling goofy before Kevin Hart gets

Epic Twitter Saga Involving Kevin Hart, A Stripper, And Narrowly Avoiding Death

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Just Give Him A Chance

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Twitter Thread: Quarantine Personalities as Star Trek Characters

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Forty-Three Random Memes To Give Your Brain A Boost

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A librarian shares their various insights about the general public in a Twitter thread | 21st Century Gorgon 2 @grumpwitch Things have learned about general public whilst working at library: 1 huge number people under 20 can't read face clocks, having grown with only digital one. dn 2. Many people don't know spell "library s our email address. This causes problems 16:41 15/05/2019 Twitter Android 11.2K Retweets 26.2K Likes

Twitter Thread: Librarian's Insights About The General Public

Funny memes and moments from 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' | AP You see, I just realized that I have two ears, HUBBARDS LUMBER You just realized that you have two ears? | Freshman entering the restroom to encounter me having my 3rd mental breakdown of the week

Twenty 'It's Always Sunny' Memes And Moments Straight From The Gutter

A collection of tweets and memes that reflect the experience of growing up with siblings | supreem @syrianting If ever wanna be humbled, ask brother look

Tweets And Memes About Growing Up With Siblings

Funny tweet about what work will look like after quarantine is over | Stupid Resumes RESUMES @stupidresumes Imagine wearing a suit to work after all this, or buttoning up a shirt, or even caring about anything at all ever again.

Can't Begin To Imagine

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Thirty Miscellaneous Tidbits For You To Enjoy Today

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Twenty-Nine Random Memes Meant To Decimate Boredom

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That Quarantine Life

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People Share Things To Show How Old They Are

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Thirty-Nine Silly Memes For Bored People

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Entitled neighbor "Linda" insists that the new resident should take down her fence because it blocks her views: 'The fence was entirely on my property line'

Entitled neighbor "Linda" insists that the new resident should take down her fence because it blocks her views: 'The fence was entirely on my property line'

17-year-old warns he will move out after mom and stepdad demand they act more like a family: 'My stepfather would act like I was doing something wrong by existing'

17-year-old warns he will move out after mom and stepdad demand they act more like a family: 'My stepfather would act like I was doing something wrong by existing'

21-year-old's best friend mocks her boyfriend for being broke, he calls her out for always "forgetting" her wallet: 'From that day forward, I would never cover anything for her again'

21-year-old's best friend mocks her boyfriend for being broke, he calls her out for always "forgetting" her wallet: 'From that day forward, I would never cover anything for her again'

Mom protests when brother agrees to babysit 1-year-old and 3-year-old nephews, backs out when partner's surgery is rescheduled: 'It would be too short notice to take the day off'

Mom protests when brother agrees to babysit 1-year-old and 3-year-old nephews, backs out when partner's surgery is rescheduled: 'It would be too short notice to take the day off'

New hire "Lisa" tries to get 32-year-old star employee fired because of how good she is at her job: 'HR caught her, [Lisa's] now on thin ice'

New hire "Lisa" tries to get 32-year-old star employee fired because of how good she is at her job: 'HR caught her, [Lisa's] now on thin ice'

Woman's fiancé sells her late father's Fender guitar behind her back while on a "minimalism kick," she calls off the wedding when he refuses to get it back: 'I told everyone that this guitar was off-limits'

Woman's fiancé sells her late father's Fender guitar behind her back while on a "minimalism kick," she calls off the wedding when he refuses to get it back: 'I told everyone that this guitar was off-limits'