34 of the Worst Facebook FAILs of All Time

There are some people out there who should be completely banned from social media. People who's skulls are so dense that they aren't even aware of the fact that they might be lacking it upstairs.

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  • 01
    Text - Garcia Long day... Jesus makes things so hard on me. 45 minutes ago Comment Like Beth keep him in your heart and keep praying gurl... it will get better. Jesus works in mysterious ways.... 33 minutes ago Doesn't he?? but it's for the best, just Garcia Beth, Jesus is my 14 year old son, he was suspended from school for punching a janitor again. 20 minutes ago
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    Text - Colleen Is 4th of July being celebrated in the 3rd or 4th this year? Cuz the 4th is a Monday... 7 hours ago via Mobile Web Like Comment Raquel Are u serious.... 5 hours ago Like
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  • 03
    Text - Alexander somebody owes me $20. about an hour ago Comment Like Just finished eating a raw chicken breast, Cale you're gonna die dude, salmonella for sure 59 minutes ago Alexander 53 minutes ago I ate chicken, not salmon, dude.
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    Text - Shodrs ago My mom and I have tried Lion. It wasn't too bad tasted liked pork. But isn't someth ing we would order on a platter 1 Like Like Comment Share 4 mindies ago Lion, for lunch! HC LOMO IBERICO 1BERIAN PORK LOIN LONGE DE PORC 1BERIQUE LONZA DI MAIALE BERICO
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  • 05
    Text - Janice is listed as single. 12:06am- Comment - Like Jared 1:06am February 21 you and dad divorced? Janice at 10.27am February 21 I forgot to mention that to you
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    Text - 2 hours ago via mores So much for calling me dad. Let down once again. Share ikes this ho wants to call you dad? about an hour ago 1 No one. My dad said he was going to cal me but he ddn't about an hour ago via moble 1 then the correct way to say it is "so much for caling me, dad. ha about an hour ago 1 Who cares? | about an hour ago via moble 1 ot your dad obviously about an hour ago 1
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    Bald eagle - Kevin Fabrizio updated his cover photo. |about a minute ago american flag and weird looking parrot
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    Text - Luke As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman? A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this! Like Comment Share 8 minutes ago via Mobile t Write a comment... went from being "in a relationship" to "single" Luke Like Comment 4 minutes ago
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  • 09
    Text - 10 hours ago via moble You know you love someone when you save their texts and re-read them when no one is watching. Martyn Monroe I so do this ;D Like Comment Share 7 people lke this. lis very mean ( 10 hours ago Like Marilyn Monroe died before text messaging was invented. 5 hours ago via mobile Unlke 1 Text messaging was invented in the 1980's... 4 hours ago via mobile Like 1 I am so embarassed for you. about an hour ago via mobile Like
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  • 10
    Text - Rob Weird discovery of the day. If you type a word in Facebook (in a comment, status, etc.) that happens to be the same as your password, after you click "Share," Facebook automatically converts it to asterisks to protect your security. Allow me to demonstrate. My password is 3 hours ago Comment Like Liesl 2 hours ago Liesl 2 hours ago Weird! It totally works Jeremy 2 hours ago megaman3 Heather 2 hours ago heartbieber Sandi 2 hours ago Imy password is 76trombones dking hate you so much ri
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  • 11
    Text - 1 hour ago Canadians think the titanic was a real event and not just a movie, how dumb can you be. Like Comment Be the first person to like this. 1 1 hour ago Like I really hope you're kidding lol 1 hour ago Like
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  • 12
    Text - mberg 14 hours ago via mobile I can't believe the earth is 2014 years old! Happy birthday earth! feeling blessed. Like Comment Share Stop Notfications 6 people like this. Ahmad. 13 hours ago via mobile Like Sternberg What? 13 hours ago via mobile Like Ahmad nvm. 13 hours ago via mobile Like hapiro My god, are you one of those? 13 hours ago Like Minkova #geologist 13 hours ago Like 2 Sternberg One of what? God made the earth 2014 years ago as a birthday gift for Jesus 13 hours ago via mobi
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  • 13
    Text - Matthew My teacher is so dumb. He thought the sun was a star. Like Comment 9 minutes ago near Belmont Allie umm that's because it is.. 6 minutes ago Unlike 5 people Matthew no it's not. a sun is a sun, and a star is a star. saying that a sun is a star is the same as saying a tomato is a fruit. thats right, its not true 4 minutes ago Like
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  • 14
    Text - Saw the dumbest elevator today, it had a button for the floor I was already on...? Like Comment Share 4 minutes ago i don't know how I feel about this. a few seconds ago via mobile Like
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  • 15
    Text - January 10 at 01:55am LOL just found a phone from the 90s with a hashtag! twitter wasnt even invented then why did they need a hashtag back then?? Like Comment Share likes this. lol whaat thats weird :D 10 minutes ago Like
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  • 16
    Text - Bo youjizz.com Like Comment 10 minutes ago Haley put it as your status instead? haha 2 minutes ago Like did you mean to type that into the address bar, but
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    Rock - Alan Like Comment 18 minutes ago 3 people like this. |crazy how nature make dat. Anthony 17 minutes ago Like 1
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  • 18
    Text - Miranda 14 hours ago via mobile Can you stop complaining about being single for a fucking second and drink a glass of water? CAUSE DAMN DO YOU SOUND THIRSTY-feeling annoyed as balls. Like Comment Share Unfollow Post 23 people like this. Austin Miranda Sunday at 4:13 PM Everybody's got somebody but me! 18 Likes 1 Commant Like Share Comment 9 hours ago via mobile Like 1
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  • 19
    Text - WHEN DID YOU GO TO GERMANY? Yesterday at 4:22pm Like I left on June 10th and I leave frankenthal tomorrow to go to Austra Yesterday at 4:24pm va moble Like YOU'RE GOING TO AUSTRALIA TOO?TAKE PICTURES IN SYDNEY. Yesterday at 4:24pm Like Hahahaha no Austria Yesterday at 4:25pm via mobile Like It's speled Australa Yesterday at 4:26pm Edited Like 1
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  • 20
    Text - Steph putting ur credit card in the cd slot? is that true? somel told me u can pay 4 stuff on the internet by 2 hours ago Like Comment Phillip Totally works, try it out. 2 hours ago Like 5 people srsly1?1? Steph 2 hours ago - Like Steph 2 hours ago Like it makin noises
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  • 21
    Text - Nicole omgg why did the civil war have to happen? it'd be one less thing to study 2 hours ago Comment Like Ashley 10 minutes ago nicole.. it was to free the slaves...
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  • 22
    Text - Heather Organic ketchup and turkey burgers.YUMMY!Guess I'm turning into a vegetarian considering the family I nanny for are:) about an hour ago via iPhone - Like Comment
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  • 24
    Text - Proud Mommy moment! She used the correct use of "their" and she's only in 2nd grade!! I know 30 yr olds that can't do that! Haha Can,I do what ther doin
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  • 25
    Text - Strachan Jul 9 at 5:01pm near Melbourne awkward as fck when you walk in on your parents having sex Like Comment and 172 others like this. What a weird time 5pm when the kids are home. Keeeeeeeen Jul 9 at 5:38pm Like 1 His dad Strachan akward as f ck when i see my son in bra and knickers Jul 9 at 6:35pm Unlike 3101
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  • 26
    Text - Goodbye, I won't miss any of you. Like Comment Share 7 people like this. I'm guessing this is about suicide. But the thing is if you were actually going to kill yourself you wouldn't post it anywhere. This is a cry for attention. Unlike 3-6 hours ago I'm going to Uni.... Unlike 10 6 hours ago
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  • 27
    Text - Tonite Is The Night Of All Nights... Tonight is The Night To Drink We're you cant stand up straight. To party like u never partyed before, and to wake up with a banging hangover like no other. Cause Tonight Is The Last Real Night Of Summer Vacation Soo lets live it up Like Comment 23 minutes ago via mobile 2 people like this. Imao ur in 8th grade 22 minutes ago Like 34people
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  • 28
    Text - ia Mobile 13 hours ago near Im not a bloody taxi service, if you want a lift I expect money. Like Comment 5 people like this. that would make you a taxi service | 13 hours ago Unlike 65
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  • 29
    Text - I hate Hippocrates!!! #goodnight Like Comment Share Stop Notfications 3 people like this. You hate the father of Western Medicine? http://en.wikipedia.org/wk/Hippocrates Hippocrates-Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia en.wlapedia.org Hippocrates of Cos or Hippokrates of Kos (hz pokrao 8i Greek: Innoxpamc H.. See More 5 minutes ago Like Remove Preview how did people no what roads to take before google maps was made?? Like Comment 3 minutes ago They used maps. 50 seconds ago Like61 wat?? no i
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  • 30
    Text - Just learned that africa isn't a country. James 6 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry Comment Like Paola Haha! 4 hours ago Like Bekah 4 hours ago Like Its not? James Nope its not 4 hours ago-Like Bekah That's crazyl!... So is it a developing country or just a continant? 4 hours ago Like Idk I will find out later in the semester. And let u James know. 4 hours ago Like
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  • 31
    Text - Kirk Friday via mobile Just got done raping all the kids presents Like Comment Dartanian and 5 others like this. LL Cool J style? Friday at 11:19pm Like Tenisha Kirk, you really wanna check your Ryan spelling on that. Friday at 11:26pm Like 1
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  • 32
    Text - i hate you facebook....think im gonna try google chrome instead Like Comment likes this. was thinking the same thing!! Like 10 minutes ago
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  • 33
    Text - I am taking a vow of silence, effective immediately, until the situation in Crimea is resolved. Please do not call; I can't speak on the phone. Texts only Like Comment Share
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  • 34
    Text - 17 minutes ago I wish I had cancer so Justin Bieber would come to me, kiss me on my cheeks, hug me, and call me his girlfriend... Like Comment WHAT?!?! 6 minutes ago via mobile Like Well, that escalated fast..... Kill yourself.
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