In america I get paid to be a drugged out, cynical, bastard FUCK YEAH!!!

'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 1

20 Out of the box thinkers who were low key geniuses 2

'You can kiss your weekend hiking trips goodbye': Manager maliciously decries worker's desire for their weekends ordering them to work 6 days a week 3

25+ Employees share what their job doesn't allow them to tell customers: 'Black Friday sales are not really sales' 4

'Never gonna happen': Micromanager assigns overworked employee more responsibilities, then cuts his pay in half, leading employee to leave company high and dry 5

'I saw red, but then I had an idea': Woman engineer punishes her coworkers by agreeing to "get coffee" for them 6

Purrpetually hungry 1

24 Funny Furry Felines For A Purrfect Dose Of Midweek Cat Cuteness 2

Monorail cat 3

Instructions unclear 4

Mmm delicious 5

Copycats 6