Jaden Smith is an accomplished actor, but his Twitter account is home of some Socrates-level aphorisms that really force us to examine the inner working of our lives. Likewise Jim Davis' Garfield comic strip has turned even the most tame newspaper into a Roger Crumb-like zone of grotesque beauty. But if you combine them pathways to new understanding and ways of living open up, read through this gallery and welcome to the start of your new life.