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Funny Guide To The 10 Types Of Bras in The Life of Every Woman

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    The Workhorse

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    The favorite bra you wear every day, forever, until it literally falls apart.


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    The Bat Bra

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    The bra whose effects on your cleavage break every known law of physics.


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    The Useless Boob Bedazzler

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    No support, no structure, and no function whatsoever... but oooooh, it's so pretty!


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    The Aspirational Brassiere

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    Purchased accidentally, this bra is a full cup size too large... but you keep it around anyway, in the hopes of giving your boobs something to strive for.


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    Sir Pokes-a-Lot

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    The bra with a sharp, badly-lined underwire that causes unavoidable injuries every time you wear it.


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    The Deceiver

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    The bra that makes your boobs look five times bigger than they actually are.


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    The Great Descender

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    The strapless bra which, no matter how tightly you cinch it, always wriggles its way down to your waist within five minutes of leaving the house.


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    The Heavy Hitter

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    Overwires, underwires, a five-pronged hydraulic clasp system, and straps thick enough to choke a donkey: this bra is a must-have for the large-breasted set.


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    The Interloper

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    A bra which... wait a second. This isn't my bra! Whose bra is this?! ALIEN BRA INVASION OMG.


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    The Vise

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    Worn for workouts, this bra's smushing abilities are legend.

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