Dad: Happy 14th birthday, sweetheart. Me: Dad, I'm 17. Dad: No, you are not. I am going to keep putting 14 candles on this cake for as long as you live, so you can never grow up and have sex with boys in cars.
Dad: Happy 14th birthday, sweetheart. Me: Dad, I'm 17. Dad: No, you are not. I am going to keep putting 14 candles on this cake for as long as you live, so you can never grow up and have sex with boys in cars.