(Drinking with my dad for the first time.) Dad: *Unintelligible muttering.* Me: Dad, you're drunk. Dad: I am not drunk and i'll prove it! Me: How? Dad: The drunk test, that's how. Me: Okay Dad: How pretty is that skinny woman with the red afro over there? Me: Dad, that's a stop sign.
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