(going shooting with mom, my friend and his cousin) Me: That glock hasn't been fired in about a year.. Friend: I'm not shooting it first. Mom: (looks at me) you're shooting it first.. that way if something goes wrong i get the life insurance.. Me:..... Love you too, mom...
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