Today, I had my pet rats out playing while my boyfriend was on my computer. One of my girls stole some chaptstick from the desk and ran with it. My boyfriend went after her. She then proceeded to drop the chapstick behind the desk. While he bent down to get it, I heard him mumble that it was all a ploy so she could steal his coffee. When he stood back up, there was my rat, slurping down his coffee as quickly as she could. We determined that she was an evil genius and IMourD