Me: It's frustrating still having to shop in the teens section, but at least I dodge the taxes... Mum: What? Me: Yeah, you know, there's no tax on childrens' clothes. Mum: In that case, no more growing. I forbid it. We'll save money on clothes and food if you and your sisters give up eating and stay tiny! Me: ... Mum: I can see you growing! Don't disobey me!