From Now On I'm Only Wearing Pants With One Pocket

This is also a problem when my phone isn't the only object in my pocket, and it takes a couple grabs to get it. Fumble fumble wallet, fumble fumble keychain, fumble fumble GOOD CHRIST LET GO OF THAT, fumble fumble there's my phone.

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