Soakin' Up the Pounds - Yahoo Answers

Yahoo Answers Doesn't Judge

Woman asks on Yahoo Answers if soaking in a bathtub of fat will cause said fat to be absorbed by her body.
Just to be clear, she is asking if the fat will be absorbed, not if she should do this or not, as clearly that is a done deal. The level of specific is what makes this Yahoo Answers post so special.
Then a heavy-hitter troll comes in and recommends that she use de-greaser to get it out if she soaks up too much fat. Basically Yahoo Answers is one bit troll fest!