(My mom, cousins, and me eating)
Mom: Can you pass the mustard?
Me: I can, but will I?
Mom: Dammit Nick, you're like herpes. You aren't there all the time, but when you are you are painful as hell.
(Everybody laughs) #LFM-not-really-a-F
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