Guy Eats a Boatload of Adderall and Then Goes on Tinder Rampage with DMing All of His Matches

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    Text - A23 7:06 PM 23% Samantha Jdllidnnd4 1111 ago Well we've already broken the ice but i am bored so im gonna ask you a cheesy ice breaker. If you were in a band what would you name it and what kind of music would you play? 11 min. ago Sneaky Peaches Would be the name. I can see us playing alternative and I would be the chill as fuck bass player Samantha 10 min. ago Very nice. 10 min. ago Send GIF a message...
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    Text - 22%7:37 PM Samantha You? Samantha 41 min. ago Chill ass bass players are underrater in the band community Norwegian death metal Post-Op Tranny First id have to learn norwegian and actually listen to norwegian death metal though. So its a pipe dream 40 min. ago And I've got to learn how to play bass Samantha 39 min. ago I grew up to a cello prodigy Send a message... GIF G 22
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    Text - 23%7:37 PM < Samantha I grew up to a cello prodigy. Which is kind of base. And i swear to god now that i think about it he was norwegian When him and his brother first moved in. I was like six and they would push each other around the neighborhood in a stroller but naked. Butt naked* 38 min. ago That's a little disturbing Samantha 37 min. ago We were great friends but this dude was a friggin genius. When we were in Send a message... GIF G 23
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    Text - 24% 7:39 PM Samantha That's a little disturbing Samantha 38 min. ago We were great friends but this dude was a friggin genius. When we were in elementary school, probably 10 years old, adults would ask us what we wanted to when we grew up. I wanted to be a monkey. He wanted to start a political revolution that hunted down the remaing Nazis on earth. And thats how i learned about Nazis I think he's an executive banker now. He taught me how to play chess, and how to lose gracefully because
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    Text - 25 7:42 PM 25% Samantha never beat him Why am i telling you all of this? 39 min. ago That's a great story Because I'll let you Samantha 39 min. ago Well thank you for the opportunity. 38 min. ago These are things I need to know Samantha 38 min. ago One time I teepeed his house and he hit me in the head with a glas bottle Send a message... GIF
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    Text - 26 E 7:42 PM 26% Samantha Vne tieTeepeeus house and he hit me in the head with a glas bottle Still have a scar Lol. And we were friends again the next day 38 min. ago I seriously cannot stop laughing Explain the pegging situation Samantha 32 min. ago The pegging. Ah. Well I met a lovely young lady on tinder, such as yourself, and she made me an offer I couldn't refuse. She was really into pegging, so if i let her peg me she'd let me do whatever filtny thing I wanted to her. And I oblige.
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    Text - 26 E 7:42 PM 26% Samantha Explain the pegging situation Samantha 32 min. ago The pegging. Ah. Well I met a lovely young lady on tinder, such as yourself, and she made me an offer I couldn't refuse. She was really into pegging, so if i let her peg me she'd let me do whatever filtny thing I wanted to her. And l oblige. So she comes over with what was quite frankly, an intimidating strap- on, and a bit immasculating by comparison. My first thought is "how many dudes' ass holes has this thing
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    Text - 26 E 7:43 PM 26% Samantha that I am and ask her to be gentle. Well, she gets a solid 3-4 inches in there and its all i can take because according to her I am "such a fucking pussy." So, she pounds my supple little ass for a solid 15 minutes while rubbing her clit and the nightmare is finally over when she gets off. I had no idea I was capa- ble of making the sounds I was making in the process. I mean, probably the closest i ever came to fufilling childhood dream of being monkey, albeit no
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    Text - 26 E 7:43 PM 26% Samantha let her finish. As if I couldn't hate myself anymore at this point, the following day shes already planning our next ass slamming rendevous, so I politely let her know that i don't think i can get pegged again, at which point she stops txting me I was used She did fulfill her end of the bargain though, which was cool. 17 min. ago Oh myself Samantha 15 min. ago Indeed 15 min. ago Send a message... GIF
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    Text - 26 F 7:43 PM 26% Samantha Indeed 15 min. ago Part of me feels like this is a joke but then the other part of me tells me you're a great story teller Samantha 14 min. ago Lol i wish it was a joke but the only punchline here is that I got fucking played by an echantress with a penchant for male domination 7 min., ago Sounds like you asked for it Samantha 6 min. ago You know. I did. And the sad part is i learned nothing 3 min. ago Send a message... GIF

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