Marvel Movies Ranked By If There Are Trains In Them

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mattstaff
Apr 16, 2021 5:30 PM EDT

If you asked us whether we expected someone to go ahead and rank the Marvel movies by if there are any trains in them, we'd have said, no way. But here we are. Good old Tumblr never lets us down when it comes to surprising us with hyper-focused posts on various subject matters. We'll never look at Marvel movies the same. 

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    Text - tilt-shift-blur Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains in them Iron Man- 0/10. No trains. The Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but a verbal reference to the subway. Iron Man 2- -100/10. No trains, negative 100 points for a cameo by train-hater Elon Musk Thor- 0/10. No trains in space :(
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    Text - Captain America: The First Avenger- 7/10. Cool train heist scene, and monorails go by at the World's Fair The Avengers- 3/10. A freight train goes by at the beginning. Cap tells the police to get people into the subway, giving hope for more train content that goes unfulfilled. The only scene of Cap riding the subway was deleted. Iron Man 3- 0/10. No trains. Thor: The Dark World- 10/10 THOR RIDES THE TRAIN
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    Text - Captain America: The Winter Soldier- 0/10. No trains. Guardians of the Galaxy- 0/1O. Still no trains in space :( Avengers: Age of Ultron- 6/10. Okay action scene involving stopping a train. Ant-Man- 9/10. Fight scene involving Thomas the Tank Engine!!!! Captain America: Civil War- 1/10. Cap and Sharon meet next to high-speed rail tracks but no trains go by.
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    Text - Doctor Strange- 6/10. Subways go flying by in the mirror dimension! Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2- 0/10. Still no trains in space :( Spiderman: Homecoming- 10/10! Peter "Numtot" Parker rides on the train several times and also crashes a car for good measure Thor: Ragnarok: 0/10. Someone better get some trains in space real soon
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    Text - Black Panther: 7/10. Cool Wakandan tram goes down the street, and the finale involves a vibranium train! Avengers: Infinity War: 6/10. Cap emerges from behind a moving train!! Ant-Man and the Wasp: 0/10. No trains. Captain Marvel: 11/10 THERE ARE TRAINS IN SPACE!! TRAINS IN SPACE!!! THERE ARE FINALLY TRAINS IN SPACE!!! also she rides a train on earth too!!! Carol Danvers: queen of public transportation and my heart Avengers: Endgame: 0/10. No trains.
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