“Want me to work for my 'interview'? Will do!” —u/MeowSchwitzInThere
The comment section
Redditors in the comment section offered words of approval to OP for their excellent use of malicious compliance.
“Honestly I love lollipops.” OP replied, “They could have bought me off with some nice lollipops. See's Candy lollipops? I'm dropping the suit.”
“You joke, but I still get my vaccines at a place that also has a pediatrician, both because the nurses are used to giving vaccines to kids, so it hurts less, and because I get a lollipop on my way out. No shame.” said u/Im_Your_Life.
“We talking straight-stick lollipops with paper wrapping or U-stick lollipops with plastic film?” OP replied.
“Exhibit A: Ghouliani” OP replied, “But for realsies I have a golden retriever that could easily out lawyer some people. If only they would let him take the Bar exam #AirBud2022AttorneyAtBark.”
“Shouldn't it be Attorney at Paw?” replied u/Taco__MacArthur.
“Dammit, thats way better than mine.” said OP.
“Since it's law and not basketball shouldn't he be Fair Bud?” joked u/ThreeFishInAManSuit.
“Pitch it to Netflix baby we've got 2 seasons ready to roll” OP replied.
“Law Society threatened to sue me in defamation if I said they turned a blind eye to a certain money laundering method. While saying IN WRITING why they did exactly that. Stupid and being paid for being stupid.” replied u/SchoolForSedition.
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