Shady Law Firm Tries to Trick Job Applicant Into Doing Free Labor, Gets Brutally Out-Lawyered

There's no shortage of shady employers out there laughing maniacally as they exploit the meek and unassuming. But a law firm attempting to illegally trick a fellow lawyer into doing free work for them? Some people are as audacious as they are stupid.

Posted by Mel Dawn

“Want me to work for my 'interview'? Will do!” —u/MeowSchwitzInThere

The comment section

Redditors in the comment section offered words of approval to OP for their excellent use of malicious compliance.

“Honestly I love lollipops.” OP replied, “They could have bought me off with some nice lollipops. See's Candy lollipops? I'm dropping the suit.”

“You joke, but I still get my vaccines at a place that also has a pediatrician, both because the nurses are used to giving vaccines to kids, so it hurts less, and because I get a lollipop on my way out. No shame.” said u/Im_Your_Life.

“We talking straight-stick lollipops with paper wrapping or U-stick lollipops with plastic film?” OP replied.

“Exhibit A: Ghouliani” OP replied, “But for realsies I have a golden retriever that could easily out lawyer some people. If only they would let him take the Bar exam #AirBud2022AttorneyAtBark.”

“Shouldn't it be Attorney at Paw?” replied u/Taco__MacArthur.

“Dammit, thats way better than mine.” said OP.

“Since it's law and not basketball shouldn't he be Fair Bud?” joked u/ThreeFishInAManSuit.

“Pitch it to Netflix baby we've got 2 seasons ready to roll” OP replied.

“Law Society threatened to sue me in defamation if I said they turned a blind eye to a certain money laundering method. While saying IN WRITING why they did exactly that. Stupid and being paid for being stupid.” replied u/SchoolForSedition.

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