Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (July 30, 2020)

It's the end of another week, and that can only mean one thing... it's time for the top shower thoughts of the week. That's right, the random thoughts we have when we're standing in the shower in our own world, are sometimes the deepest philosophical insights we'll ever have! Take a peek into the mind of the average person with these top shower thoughts. 

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    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/peanut_fish_taco 1 day ago The goal of the "for dummies" books is to get rid of their target audience.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/TheRedCap 2 days ago Porn is kind of the opposite of fairytales in that step-parents love their step-kids a little too much. nsfw
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Sneikss 2 days ago Mastering a skill is getting from the phase when you think you're doing great but everyone else can see your mistakes to the point where you start to see your mistakes but everyone else thinks you're doing great.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/ebtwel 3 days ago A major milestone in men's maturity is when they stop putting up with annoying ladies just because they're hot.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts . Posted by u/going-on-empty 6 days ago The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Werti1304 2 days ago Your arms grow just long enough to defend your balls.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/shortDbear 1 day ago If early refrigerators hadn't been made of metal, the entire fridge magnet industry would never have existed.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/twstdrose 2 days ago Strict vegans shouldn't listen to music played on violins, cellos, drums or pianos with ivory keys.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/PatFluke 1 day ago Saying there's no bad dogs only bad people leads us to there's no bad people only bad parents, which leads to a recursive function that ends with the original multicellular organism being a jerk.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/puzh_buttonz 6 days ago You're either uglier or more attractive than you think, you can never be sure.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/brandonk2305 23 hours ago If automobiles become outdated tech in the future, there will be a ton of useless roads that future generations will have to get rid of.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Smartalec0017 1 day ago "I'll give you a hint, it's not what you think it is" has to be the most useless hint ever created
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