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Tiny Missouri Woman Climbs into 20ft Lifted Ford Truck That Puts Monster Trucks to Shame

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America has always had a love affair with trucks. We have shortie trucks, lowriders, pickups, double-deckers, lifted trucks, and monster trucks. This Missouri woman has the one truck to rule them all. 
 

 

In a state that’s known for getting down and dirty in the sticks, Alexa Trankler shows us that the best thing about Bible belt America are the toys you can drive and crash into mud puddles on your property. 


 

Mudding in a lifted truck 


 

Alexa is a classic American idealist: she loves her land and she loves her horses, but she adores her lifted trucks. 

 

As it is an ongoing project, Alexa shares the transformation of her monstrous Ford dual cab, long-bed truck. It’s honestly so tall and so lifted at this point, that Alexa can probably walk underneath it at full posture. This truck has even honed Alexa’s rock climbing skills as she is required to be nearly in a full horizontal traverse position just to lift herself into the driver’s seat.
 

 

Got me over here doing acrobatics



 

Not sure what anybody would need that for, but Alexa seems really happy with the look and status associated with this kind of vehicle. She attends truck shows and flaunts this car (can we even call it a car anymore?) all around town. 

 

Alexa also has other friends who attend car shows and share their monstrous beast vehicles. It seems that the Heartland is full of people who love their vehicles and who are probably cringing at the 5 miles per gallon gas mileage of their hobby trucks. But that’s exactly what they are, a hobby. Everyone has something they love to do in their spare time and if that means creating a truck that doesn’t need to drive over service grates for an oil change, get after it. 

 

Someday there will be a zombie apocalypse and Alexa will be the only one prepared to simply drive over all of the zombie hoards. No need to worry about bloodied hands slapping against the window. Unless the zombies are 15ft tall, in which case, we have much bigger problems.


 

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