professor x: what’s your superpower— Christopher Ashman (@CAshmanActor) October 10, 2020
me: finding a small moment of joy every day
professor x: how is that a superpower
me: *points outside to literally everything*
professor x: holy shit
Professor X: what’s your super power?— tom (@pilau) June 29, 2019
Professor X: that’s not going to help us
Me: yes I see that now
Me: I just heard a ding sound inside my head— Martin 'HotPaper' Rosner (@HotPaperComics) October 8, 2020
Professor X: I liked one of your thoughts
Professor X: :)
professor x: what's your super power— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) July 3, 2019
professor x: are you sure that's good enough
Professor X: what’s your power?— Skoog (@Skoog) September 27, 2019
Me: super strength
Professor X: that’s great
Me: but only when i’m really horny
Professor X: oh?
Me: [stares him directly in the eye while i lift an entire bookcase]
Professor X: oh...
professor x: what’s your super power— fredesque (@FredTaming) September 2, 2019
me: i give hugs
professor x: seems useless
me: like your legs?
professor x: dude
me: bring it in, brother
professor x: what's your power?— unintentionelle (@ellewasamistake) February 22, 2020
me: i have super vision
professor x: oh?
mom: stop talking to strangers
professor x: what’s your power— Skoog (@Skoog) July 9, 2019
me: super speed
wife: [purses lips and crosses arms] no kiddin’
studio audience : OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: I’d like to join your team— Sassparilla (@Megatronic13) May 29, 2019
Professor X: what’s your super power?
Me: I have a great memory
Professor X: that’s not a super power
Me: but I’ve remembered to take my multivitamin everyday for the past 2 months
Professor X: EGAD! You’re in.
Professor X: what’s your super power?— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) April 18, 2020
Me: I have snacks
Professor X: what?
Me: *mouthful of doritos*
Professor X: What’s your super power?— Song Peddler (@ksjoiner) August 5, 2019
Me: Deluding myself
Professor X: That’s not a super power
Me: Yes it is
professor x: what’s ur super power— @𝙉𝙖𝙥𝙑𝙚𝙜@𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙤𝙣.𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 (@NapVeg) August 23, 2020
bruce wayne: i have a butler and a trust fund
professor x: ok u need to leave
professor x: what's your power?— Skoog (@Skoog) February 12, 2019
me: i’m super chill
professor x: we already have iceman how would that help?
me: yeah man
professor x: what?
me: [nodding] yeah