Top Tumblr Posts We Came Across This Week

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andcallmeshirley
Nov 9, 2020 3:38 AM EST

If you consider yourself a Tumblr aficionado, then these memes and jokes from your favorite site will tickle you just in the right spot. These hilarious musings from r/Tumblr leave little to the imagination. Get an extra dose of funny Tumblr memes with last week's list as well.

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  • 01
    Text - bitstripper zackisontumblr mistuhsunny: mistuhsunny: i spend 3/4 of my time calling my boyfriend gay Anonymous asked you: Do you really think making fun of gay people is funny? Homophobica greetings, friend, i am an adult male in a homosexual relationship. wu*) 101,517 notes
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    Text - RE tilthat TIL - You can skip piracy warnings and trailers on a DVD by_pressing STOP→ STOP→ PLAY via reddit.com newkidsonmycock31 i can't wait to do this 10 years ago
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    Text - stealthboy Follow when i was little my big sister had, like, every single Sims game and expansion there was. she played it super seriously, never cheated, and raised entire generations of families very lovingly and carefully. built her own houses, gave them careers, made sure they were happy, all that jazz i ended up banned from playing her game ever because i insisted on making the most ugly god forsaken sims on the planet, sticking them in shoddy houses that were filled with ovens and p
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    Text - faithhealthlife: narwhal-noir: I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said "Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce 'egg'?" Relationship goals Source: narwh
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    Hand - WHY ARE YOU LITTERING? I am a Jerk MI don't care about natural areas Mommy still cleans up after me NICHES MAII of the above pported DUKE ENERGY loloftheday Energy company has got some sass bransrath Duke Energy Fined $102 million for Polluting Rivers with Coal Ash hawkeabelas This is the best summary of the corporate deflection of blame for environmental destruction onto the consumer to save face I've ever seen
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    Text - REI tilthat Follow TIL Parasite (parasitus) was an accepted role in Roman society, in which a person could live off the hospitality of others, in return for “flattery, simple services, and a willingness to endure humiliation". via reddit.com toastpotent Follow bring this back fr maamlet Follow ? we still have twitch streamers
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    Text - tear-dropp Follow I can't believe 2021 is in 3 months wildhumanhasappeared Follow SHUT UP ABOUT THE the passage of time SHUT UP ABOUT THE the passage of time
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    Text - U got a snapchat??? I do but I barely use it Aww i was gunna show u a really fat cat lol thepumpkinparade: that is absolutely not where i thought this was going 210,777 notes
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  • 09
    Text - mrleadbutterfly 221badwolfstreet arthulian gan-firling: neueratemybaby cantnotmove i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was "we hate england more than you" one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the "stand up if you hate england" chant and the whole stadium stood up WHAT DID WE DO?! What didn't we do Does this mean that England is the us of europe where do you think the us got it from????
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    Text - pregers F jazeth lesbianvenom i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything." i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness 338,468 notes
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    Text - cryptonature Follow The universe is an ongoing explosion. That's where you live. In an explosion. Also, we absolutely don't know what living is. Sometimes atoms arranged in a certain way just get very haunted. That's us. When an explosion explodes hard enough, dust wakes up and thinks about itself. And then writes about it. 2,872 notes A
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    Text - anonymous asked would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die? vivalatinamerica Follow the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl
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    Text - shrineart I just had a nightmare that I was two hours late for school and my dad was yelling at me about it. I woke up in a panic and remembered "Oh wait, it's Saturday." And laid back down, feeling the panic dissolve. Then...ten seconds later. "I'm 31." constantlycoveredincathair The lasting psychological effects of school are very prominent
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    Text - beaky-peartree Follow captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav'rit app smee: but capn! there's a new app! its not exactly the same but it's very similar! captain hook: what's it called? smee: um lickthemagaindeacy Follow not-close-to-straight Follow This is a next level joke
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    Text - jumpingjaverts whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws jumpingjaverts outlaws are wanted jumpingjaverts come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it jumpingjaverts every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says "excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler" Source: jumpingjaverts 437,185 notes
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    Text - writing-prompt-s You live in a world where pictures are always in color until the person photographed dies. While looking through your grandparents' closet, you find a picture dated back to 1826. The picture hasn't faded to black and white. turntechxgnostic You realize there's a turtle in the background and carry on with your day 6,521 notes
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    Text - gusherbug twitter: youre passing people on the street eavesdropping on things you vaguely agree with reddit: youre attending a fan club meeting where you can find and share any information as long as it sticks to one topic instagram: box of 1$ assorted pokemon cards at a covnention and half are actually magic the gathering cards tumblr: youre in your house cooking for a few friends and someone climbs through your window and demands your opinion on steven universe
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    Text - memelovingbot no notes but it keeps getting faster crystalsoulslayer thelastpilot Anxiety
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    Technology - Ted Cruz Follow @tedcruz Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter" Counc mallowygoodness: | I'm losing my s I thought this was a parody account but its not
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    Text - princessnijireiki wait so trump's twitter got hacked because his password was "maga2020!" but then the hacker didn't even DO anything he was just like "call the white house! he needs better security!" BRO... YOU LET US DOWN BRO shoottheboer HIS PASSWORD WAS WHAT kurapikawithagun What kind of f.olirg loser hacks the president and doesn't even do anything funny with that power l'm gonna scream 1,679 notes
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  • 21
    Text - O yungmethuselah There's no reason you can't eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks. altonzm you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing
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  • 22
    Text - askpredetor Follow >Morning shift >Customer is angry that we disabled his card >calm him down because it is a security measure >We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account >The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact THIS GUY'S JACKED UP. FOR REALS. switch-up-snowfox Follow jesus christ.
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    Text - cryptiboy the addams family wasn't particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af katthespacepirate They lived with a sentient disembodied hand trukingofskeletonhell that's just how goths are sometimes
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  • 24
    Text - neilnevins Follow Had a dream that McDonald's had a big ad campaign that just said "WE HAVE IT" in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said "I saw the sign. Can I have it" and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying "do you think you're ready" in my voice and I screamed and drove away
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  • 25
    Food group - 7sghost Follow Before After British egg producers saddened by Google salad emoji update British egg producers have expressed disappointment at the removal of the oval-shape. A The Register · 9 hours ago O this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i've ever seen
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    Text - taragrimface ... * catgirlgarfield skzhhssh-deactivated20190330 can you believe female hysteria was considered like an actual medical thing... god babyspicegf mary louise moneybags in 1880: im horny all the time and also sad and i feel dissatisfied with my shy life i dont want kids i hate my dad and my husband dr mis o'geny: i diagnose you with WOMAN #its absolutely horrifying #like legitimately existentially and medically horrifying to think this happened on the scale it did 165,196 note
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    Text - hello-kitty-senpai Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. "Increases your chances by 80%" does not mean "there is now an 80% chance". If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. if your chances were roughly 1%, they're now just slightly less than 2%. thats how that works. hopeful-weirdo Wow I don't understand math at all anchirotleep 'if you have a baby after 35, the chance of deformities goes up by 100%' is a line I hear alot. It goes up from ,
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  • 28
    Text - ukespoopface: a straight guy said it was disgusting that i liked girls a STRAIGHT guy YOU LIKE GIRLS TOO YOU IDIOT
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  • 29
    Text - narwhalsarefalling Follow ull AT&T 11:02 PM @ 1 0 12% Assignment 8 Inbox 11:02 PM ... Dear all, As you may have seen on the news, Ralph shot a man in the foot late this evening. As he had all the graded assignments at his apartment and his apartment is currently a crime scene, Assignment 8: Precipitation Reactions will be dropped. Hopefully my headache goes away. MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FI S QUICK LMAO0O 141 notes
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    Text - chestnut-pastel You're lying on the sofa under a blanket, lights dimmed, watching your favourite TV show. Your cat is laid across you, sleeping but purring quietly. All is calm. All is good. pinkuma-buccus but then out of the corner of your eye you spot him shia labeouf 95,463 notes
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    Text - hedgiwithapen Follow Very Good Trope: Civillian is told " stay in the car" while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain. unamedwatcher Follow Me, watching: ohhohoho! But they stayed in the car! Yesss, this is very good!
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    Text - you-only-liberate-once my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as "Roomba-san" and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say "ganbatte, Roomba- san.ganbatte" as it made distressed beeping noises at her whoopsrobots "Ganbatte: Cheer up, Be courageous, Do your best" Source: you-only-liberate-once 151,556 notes
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    Text - WGRZ@WGRZ Oct 14 NEWE Niagara Falls has created a new mascot to get kids more involved in recycling. His name? "Totes McGoats. TOTES 13 2.1K V 1.8K hohohohikki this is like something out of parks and rec
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    Text - alien-tidays Follow well sl * India Times Scientists Are Left Baffled After Discovering An 'Expanding' Crack On The Moon Recently, scientists have discovered a strange crack on the Moon's .. of the Moon will have to seriously attend to the issues of seismic activity . 3 weeks ago The Times Hub A strange crack found on the moon that continues to widen The information receilved by scientists means that the future colonizers of the Moon will have to seriously attend to the issues of seismic
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    Text - thescorpiosfinest Follow Shayy Torres @_Bshadanti I like being alone .I have control over my own st. Therefore, in order to win me over, your presence has to feel better than my solitude . You're not competing with another person , you are competing with my comfort zones. 2/19/18, 5:55 AM lordhellebore Follow The people in the notes who're insulting OP don't understand introversion and feel offended by somebody suggesting being alone could be more interesting than being in their company.
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    Text - getlitaesthetic Today 10:12 I want 6 pet sloths so I can name them after every sin except for sloth Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was "an urgent message". bigredshinybutton seems pretty f urgent to me op
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    Cartoon - @ beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee i watched the episode where lisas president and bart asks her to legalize it and shes like What and he just looks at her like this pizzaback gay marriage 107,176 notes A
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    Personal protective equipment - Chris @Loudwindow - 8m game devs: "gives their female characters tight pants* game devs: it would be too tight for a guy real life male operatives: POLICE min the-realest-asami TACTICAL BUTTCHEEKS. justalurkr Well I'm never not gonna reblog tactical buttcheeks.
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  • 39
    Text - future apartment goals: - small but not cramped - balcony - has a bath + shower - big kitchen - good wifi - big windows - located close to a 24/7 corner store the bar is... so low? and yet it's nearly impossible
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    Text - scaliepost-generator Follow Inflation is honestly the strangest stt. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they've got a boner. a comedianthrax i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train 243,811 notes
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    Emoticon - + uns extremely-angry From Twitter pins-shitposts I have no idea what emotion this is conveying but I feel it in my soul decomposedprince thats called the customer service smile
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    Text - BAD FORES badjokesbyjeff Follow BY JEFF Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank..... Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone. genquerdeer Follow who radicalized jeff 63,572 notes A
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    Text - French - Translate from Spanish English La Beouf Beef Edt halseymemes Shia Beef perpetuallynocturnal Shia once explained that Shia means Praise God so his name literally means Thank god for Beef halseymemes Holy cow 74,812 notes
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    Cat - A nunyabizni Follow I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... themummersfolly Follow I AM MOMTHER. hogwartsconsultingtimelady Follow The look in her eyes. "You can not prevent me from raising a family."
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    Material property - clockworkwillow my dad just came in and gave me this egg and said his highschool was getting rid of it and asked if i wanted it????
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