Can't Help But Laugh At These Kids Being Stupid

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    Child - Posted by u/yatenate 6 days ago 5 2 2 @7 34 & 17 More That time I figured out how to take the lid off of the vent, and proceeded to get stuck in it
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    Text - Two weeks ago I made French toast casserole for breakfast and my 6yo son hated it. Refused to eat it. This morning I took the same exact recipe, made it the same exact way while hyping it up to the best of my abilities at 7am. Low and behold, today it happened to be the best thing his little body had consumed in his entire life. Apparently voicing the amounts of "sugar"you're adding must flip a switch in the minds of children to an immediate newfound love for food.
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    It's the look of total shame and embarrassment for me

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    Roof - Where in the dad manual did it mention how to stop a 3 year old from taking bites out of fi g dry wall?
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    Text - Posted by u/NautMyName 2 days ago My wife texted me while I was at work today. Gotta love raising a boy. story/text You need to come home Im done being a boy mom He discovered his balls You had me worried for a second And proceeded to squeeze it to see the veins "see that mom its cracked" "Its broken" l am dying :: 0 0 Aa
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    Text - I found this photo today. My wife had bought Jimmy Carter's book, and was having it signed for my mother. When her Mommy asked her to pose for a picture with the former President of the United States, my daughter, Kimberly, was not interested. President Carter and his Secret Service agents waited patiently for Kimberly to re-consider. Finally, after the book signing process had continued, Kimberly graced our family's photo collection with this elegant pose. Priceless!! ION
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    Dog - Posted by u/bodtabs 4 days ago when i was 3 i fell asleep in a dog bed story/text
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    Child - Coca wwwwwAAR
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    Hair - Posted by u/CaptainCaptain17 3 days ago Parents just calling it like it is. It says "Dumbo" DUM B
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    Text - Posted by u/jessisamess_ 4 days ago My mom still brings this story up to me. Never living it down story/text My mom ran a daycare out of our house when I was growing up. We usually had 3-4 extra kids around the house as well as my older half- sister and I already living there. My mom took all of us to the grocery store once, I must have been around 6 years old. We get to the checkout line and the cashier says "wow! Lots of kiddos!" I look her in the eye and proudly exclaim "YUP! AND WE AL
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    Text - *after 30 mins in timeout* Dash: Dad, I'm sorry for being mean to Luna. Me: Thank you, I appreciate that. Dash: Can I come out of my room now? Мe: Yes. Dash: What do I do with my pee bucket? Me: WHAT pee bucket?! Dash: You said I couldn't leave my room! Me: You...wha..no! 9. 111
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    Jeans - Posted by u/Unavailab13 1 day ago My 12 year old son got annoyed at a video game...
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    Child - He wants to get on the bus. The bus on the TV
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    Product - Posted by u/Trapchoices 6 days ago My kids favorite place in the world e=e The dog cage.
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    Room - Posted by u/Blitzismydog 5 days ago My son uses his bed as toy storage, then sleeps on the floor instead.
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    Text - ExoGhost 2 hours ago (edited) Iremember when I was a kid and wanted to play GTA: San Andreas, I didn't actually know the name of the game, so I just told my brothers or parents "I'm playing Black man" 6 670 Y ...
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    Text - swamp monster @_BIGSYD My son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood tonight 5:19 PM · 10/19/20 from Bayou Cane, LA Twitter for iPhone 4,766 Retweets 1,515 Quote Tweets 38.6K Likes
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    Text - Name Mally If I found a pot of gold, I would Shit
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    The lungs on them though

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    Text - Back whenI was but a wee lad, I would unwittingly get myself high with markers and glue. I thought they smelled nice. Only realized what I was doing in 6th grade during an anti-drug assembly
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    Text - Posted by u/achilleandafro 6 days ago flashback to that time when i ate play-dough and the camera man decided to take a picture
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    Text - I was terrified of ghosts when I was little so my mom told me I can vacuum them up and had me clean the house telling me I was getting rid of them.
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    This kid is ready for the real world

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    Text - My mom is a teacher, and a few years ago she was teaching a class of 2nd graders. I was at her school and the kids were having recess outside, and I was walking through a doorway and I saw a 2nd grade boy and girl sitting on the ground in the hallway. The girl was crying and the boy looked pissed off. I asked what they were doing. The boy responded "Talking about our relationship," in the most serious voice a second grader could muster. I continued walking, and never saw them again.
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    Text - Brian Wecht O @bwecht Audrey (6yo): Daddy! Did you know that after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David? Me: Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes!!! Me: That's not the same kid, honey. Audrey: *long pause* Maybe 3:51 PM 11/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 2 year old and 4 year old have been communicating via walkie talkie for twenty minutes. They're in the same room. The walkie talkies have no batteries. Over.
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    Text - 1:37 UK 4h Hello moms! I'm hoping someone has advice! My 6 year old has decided to go vegetarian. He's stuck with it for like 6 months now so I think it's going to stay this way. I want to fully support him but he won't eat vegetables.
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    Text - Philip "Not Your Daddy" DeFranco @PhillyD Oh good. My son put my wireless headphones in a plastic container of water to keep them safe. good good good good good good good good good good great fine how wonderful 2018-08-31, 10:46 417 Retweets 6,243 Likes
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    Text - So when I was like 6 my dad had bought me Mario kart Wii for the wii. He spent hours upon hours unlocking every character and car for me and one day I just went on the game and deleted the save file and asked him to do it all over again with a bright smile. Apparently I threw a massive fit because he didn't want too. I was a stupid kid.
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    Text - Taran Quarantino @TaranVH As a kid I had to take Choir in school but I hated it, so I would just mouth the word "watermelon" over and over so it looked like I was singing. Przetłumacz Tweeta 19:27 · 05 lis 20 · Twitter Web App
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    And this one... there are no words

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