Quick Tumblr Post On Ridiculous High Schooler Sayings

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mattstaff
Dec 8, 2020 6:00 PM EST

Pretty much all of us have that one memorable line from the strange days of high school that we can recall on a dime. It could be something like how if all your friends were to hypothetically jump off a bridge, you shouldn't too. Certainly a vivid way of encouraging people to not just do whatever everyone else is doing around them. 

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    Text - WR writtenrain Follow Shit l've Heard High Schoolers Say Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything. Guys it's been three weeks since l've eaten a vegetable At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six
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    Text - (while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably I'M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
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    Text - student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn't broken, you're broken no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar (during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground? student 2: enough
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    Text - teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count? my word count on this paper isn't very high but I certainly am we're in adult limbo. I'm not a teen and l'm not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT'S WHAT I AM! Look at my... (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants
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