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There is no creature quite like the NYC Finance ‘Bro’…
Most have nothing going on outside of their work lives, and fun doesn't exist without alcohol/drug use.
They work for the sole purpose of making more money and then have moments of sadness when they realize money isn't everything.
If you've met or dated a finance bro, you've met them all, and they say some pretty funny shit on dates. Here is a list of the MOST ridiculous things said by finance bros on a date.
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“I don’t want to get into politics, but I am a little nervous about how taxes could potentially change if Biden is elected. It really screws over the people who make over $1 million per year.”
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"I've been kicking around the idea of buying this watch. I bought something similar a month ago but was thinking of treating myself again. $10k isn't bad. Can never have too many watches, right?"
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“I’ve been looking for an apartment to buy but there just isn’t much inventory in the $3-5 million range that I really like.
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“I make plenty of money – PLENTY! So private school wouldn’t be an issue, but I would want more space, so I am not sure I would want to raise kids in the city.”
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“Dating is really hard nowadays because it’s just really difficult to find a girl who likes me for me and not for how much money I make.”
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“We didn’t have much when I was growing up. My dad made like $800k/year but he had a wife and 6 kids. Back when I only made $800k it was fine, but I only had myself to take care of.”
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“I don’t see my brother much. He has always been intimidated by my success. He does well as a lawyer, but has always been envious of the fact that I became a self-made entrepreneur. Also, I don’t have much time to hang out with all my businesses I run."
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“Sorry if I seem a little hungover. I got a deal done last night for like $30 million and we celebrated pretty hard. Super excited because I will get like, 20% of that.”
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Me: *Tells date what law school I plan on attending* “Oh, noo. You’re going there? You won’t make much at all coming out of school. $150K. TOPS. I only made like $200K coming out. That was OK for being in my 20s, but you’re almost 30, right?"
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“Ughh, you go to the Jersey Shore? I would never go there. I spend most of the summer in the Hamptons. It’s so easy to just jump on the helicopter and be there in 15 minutes.”
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"My buddies and I wanted to go to Vegas a few weeks ago and it was annoying because there wasn’t anything in first class. All good though. I was able to book a jet out of Teterboro (airport for private planes outside of NYC)."
"My buddies and I wanted to go to Vegas a few weeks ago and it was annoying because there wasn't anything in first class. All good though. I was able to book a jet out of Teterboro (airport for private planes outside of NYC)."
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