Dating Nightmares: Ridiculous Things 'Finance Bros' Said On Dates

Guys can be total douches. But nobody has douchebag capabilities quite like the finance 'bros' of NYC. What is a 'finance bro' you ask?

The NYC Finance Bro: (n) Typically works on Wall Street, reeks of male privilege, and boasts of his money and his (super-inflated) job title. Outwardly very confident, douchey, but are actually insecure and constantly trying to overcompensate for their shortcomings.

We teamed up with The Single Society to bring you the hilariously bad date stories with these fascinatingly douchey creatures. Enjoy!

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There is no creature quite like the NYC Finance ‘Bro’…

Most have nothing going on outside of their work lives, and fun doesn't exist without alcohol/drug use.
They work for the sole purpose of making more money and then have moments of sadness when they realize money isn't everything.
If you've met or dated a finance bro, you've met them all, and they say some pretty funny shit on dates. Here is a list of the MOST ridiculous things said by finance bros on a date.

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“I don’t want to get into politics, but I am a little nervous about how taxes could potentially change if Biden is elected. It really screws over the people who make over $1 million per year.”

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"I've been kicking around the idea of buying this watch. I bought something similar a month ago but was thinking of treating myself again. $10k isn't bad. Can never have too many watches, right?"

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“I’ve been looking for an apartment to buy but there just isn’t much inventory in the $3-5 million range that I really like.

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“I make plenty of money – PLENTY! So private school wouldn’t be an issue, but I would want more space, so I am not sure I would want to raise kids in the city.”

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“Dating is really hard nowadays because it’s just really difficult to find a girl who likes me for me and not for how much money I make.”

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“We didn’t have much when I was growing up. My dad made like $800k/year but he had a wife and 6 kids. Back when I only made $800k it was fine, but I only had myself to take care of.”

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“I don’t see my brother much. He has always been intimidated by my success. He does well as a lawyer, but has always been envious of the fact that I became a self-made entrepreneur. Also, I don’t have much time to hang out with all my businesses I run."

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“Sorry if I seem a little hungover. I got a deal done last night for like $30 million and we celebrated pretty hard. Super excited because I will get like, 20% of that.”

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Me: *Tells date what law school I plan on attending* “Oh, noo. You’re going there? You won’t make much at all coming out of school. $150K. TOPS. I only made like $200K coming out. That was OK for being in my 20s, but you’re almost 30, right?"

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“Ughh, you go to the Jersey Shore? I would never go there. I spend most of the summer in the Hamptons. It’s so easy to just jump on the helicopter and be there in 15 minutes.”

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"My buddies and I wanted to go to Vegas a few weeks ago and it was annoying because there wasn’t anything in first class. All good though. I was able to book a jet out of Teterboro (airport for private planes outside of NYC)."

"My buddies and I wanted to go to Vegas a few weeks ago and it was annoying because there wasn't anything in first class. All good though. I was able to book a jet out of Teterboro (airport for private planes outside of NYC)."

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Dating Nightmares: Ridiculous Things 'Finance Bros' Said On Dates

There is no creature quite like the NYC Finance ‘Bro’…

“I don’t want to get into politics, but I am a little nervous about how taxes could potentially change if Biden is elected. It really screws over the people who make over $1 million per year.”

"I've been kicking around the idea of buying this watch. I bought something similar a month ago but was thinking of treating myself again. $10k isn't bad. Can never have too many watches, right?"

“I’ve been looking for an apartment to buy but there just isn’t much inventory in the $3-5 million range that I really like.

“I make plenty of money – PLENTY! So private school wouldn’t be an issue, but I would want more space, so I am not sure I would want to raise kids in the city.”

“Dating is really hard nowadays because it’s just really difficult to find a girl who likes me for me and not for how much money I make.”

“We didn’t have much when I was growing up. My dad made like $800k/year but he had a wife and 6 kids. Back when I only made $800k it was fine, but I only had myself to take care of.”

“I don’t see my brother much. He has always been intimidated by my success. He does well as a lawyer, but has always been envious of the fact that I became a self-made entrepreneur. Also, I don’t have much time to hang out with all my businesses I run."

“Sorry if I seem a little hungover. I got a deal done last night for like $30 million and we celebrated pretty hard. Super excited because I will get like, 20% of that.”

Me: Tells date what law school I plan on attending “Oh, noo. You’re going there? You won’t make much at all coming out of school. $150K. TOPS. I only made like $200K coming out. That was OK for being in my 20s, but you’re almost 30, right?"

“Ughh, you go to the Jersey Shore? I would never go there. I spend most of the summer in the Hamptons. It’s so easy to just jump on the helicopter and be there in 15 minutes.”

"My buddies and I wanted to go to Vegas a few weeks ago and it was annoying because there wasn’t anything in first class. All good though. I was able to book a jet out of Teterboro (airport for private planes outside of NYC)."

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Dating Nightmares: Ridiculous Things 'Finance Bros' Said On Dates

There is no creature quite like the NYC Finance ‘Bro’…

“I don’t want to get into politics, but I am a little nervous about how taxes could potentially change if Biden is elected. It really screws over the people who make over $1 million per year.”

"I've been kicking around the idea of buying this watch. I bought something similar a month ago but was thinking of treating myself again. $10k isn't bad. Can never have too many watches, right?"

“I’ve been looking for an apartment to buy but there just isn’t much inventory in the $3-5 million range that I really like.

“I make plenty of money – PLENTY! So private school wouldn’t be an issue, but I would want more space, so I am not sure I would want to raise kids in the city.”

“Dating is really hard nowadays because it’s just really difficult to find a girl who likes me for me and not for how much money I make.”

“We didn’t have much when I was growing up. My dad made like $800k/year but he had a wife and 6 kids. Back when I only made $800k it was fine, but I only had myself to take care of.”

“I don’t see my brother much. He has always been intimidated by my success. He does well as a lawyer, but has always been envious of the fact that I became a self-made entrepreneur. Also, I don’t have much time to hang out with all my businesses I run."

“Sorry if I seem a little hungover. I got a deal done last night for like $30 million and we celebrated pretty hard. Super excited because I will get like, 20% of that.”

Me: *Tells date what law school I plan on attending* “Oh, noo. You’re going there? You won’t make much at all coming out of school. $150K. TOPS. I only made like $200K coming out. That was OK for being in my 20s, but you’re almost 30, right?"

“Ughh, you go to the Jersey Shore? I would never go there. I spend most of the summer in the Hamptons. It’s so easy to just jump on the helicopter and be there in 15 minutes.”

"My buddies and I wanted to go to Vegas a few weeks ago and it was annoying because there wasn’t anything in first class. All good though. I was able to book a jet out of Teterboro (airport for private planes outside of NYC)."

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Me: Tells date what law school I plan on attending “Oh, noo. You’re going there? You won’t make much at all coming out of school. $150K. TOPS. I only made like $200K coming out. That was OK for being in my 20s, but you’re almost 30, right?"