Staying Home on Black Friday Was a Good Choice
Staying at home with your leftover stuffing is the best decision you've made in a while. Here's why...
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You didn't get into a fist fight.
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You didn't get arrested.
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You didn't get kicked out of Walmart just for filming the carnage.
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You didn't get knocked out for fighting over Rachael Ray cookware.
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You didn't get stampeded over a tablet deal.
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You didn't have to go the hospital.
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You didn't contribute to making your community look like a natural disaster.
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And you didn't get stabbed over a PARKING SPACE.
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New Walmart slogan, anyone?
Courtesy of @chargeman.
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