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Staying Home on Black Friday Was a Good Choice

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    You didn't get into a fist fight.

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    You didn't get arrested.

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    You didn't get kicked out of Walmart just for filming the carnage.

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    You didn't get knocked out for fighting over Rachael Ray cookware.

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    You didn't get stampeded over a tablet deal.

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    You didn't have to go the hospital.

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    You didn't contribute to making your community look like a natural disaster.

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    And you didn't get stabbed over a PARKING SPACE.

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    Good choice, fellow consumer!
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    New Walmart slogan, anyone?

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    Courtesy of @chargeman.

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