People Share the Pettiest Reasons They Stopped Seeing Someone

We've talked a lot about red flags recently, but sometimes when you're just seeing someone, you notice something small that you just can't get past. Could be the way they type. Maybe their hygienic habits. Or maybe something a lot simpler. It's happened to me. When I was in college, I was excited to meet someone who was "just my type." He wore goggles over his baseball cap and probably could bathe more, but he was funny and got me into a music festival for free. One weekend evening, a friend of mine was having some friends over and we got pretty drunk. After a while, "Goggles Josh" began looking a bit pale verging on green. He came out to the balcony where I was having a smoke and proceeded to projectile vomit over the edge for what seemed like an eternity - while farting like his butthole was playing a bebop song. Try as I might, I couldn't get the display out of my head. So I ghosted him. Many others have been in situations like this - though perhaps slightly less flatulent. Twitter user @inkedbyharms asked their followers to share their own dumb reasons for "dubbing" people, and shared their own: he ordered a small coffee. The rest of the reasons aren't quite as petty, but they're definitely entertaining. 

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