'Romantic' Notes To Leave On The Doorstep Of The Guy You're Stalking
Valentine's day is just around the corner, and what better way to celebrate than by finally confessing to your crush? You know, your crush Matt who doesn't know you exist because you carefully stay hidden when you watch him through his windows with binoculars? It's time for him to meet the love of his life: you. Nothing is more romantic than a heartfelt letter on his doorstep handmade with words cut out of magazines and pasted to paper—it's creative and it won't lead back to you! Until you want it to, that is. You already know all of his interests and friends from hacking his social media, so it'll be easy to say something that will instantly stop his heart! Er, melt his heart. Here are some ideas!
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Start with a joke
This a double whammy: you compliment his hair AND you show off your amazing sense of humor. He'll be literally LOL'ing when he reads this!
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Show him you care
Deep down, don't we all just want to be seen for who we are? Matt will be so touched.
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The time has come
You've been waiting forever to be together. He just doesn't know it yet. But it's finally time.
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Give him those digits!
It's your phone number! His heart will be beating so hard when he calls you. Because he'll be nervous about meeting his future spouse, of course!
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Short and sweet
Sometimes the simplest gesture is the best one. You want his attention? Call out his name.
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Playful emojis
Simple and classic. The knife emoji is for cutting your wedding cake! You know Matt has a silly sense of humor like that from reading his texts, he'll definitely get it. Sadly magazines don't have emojis, so, he'll just have to imagine.
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A romantic gesture
This one will take a bit of planning, but you should be able to pull it off. After you ring the doorbell and leave the note on his stoop, run around back and come in the back door. When he reads the note, you'll be standing right there behind him! He'll be amazed at your perfect understanding of romantic gestures!
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Express your love
This says it all. You love him, and it's time for you to be together.
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