Random Funnies To Train Your Laugh Muscles

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    Font - SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...
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    Font - 2 How do you test for the presence of oxygen? * (1 Point) Lit splint goes pop. Glowing splint relights. Breathe it in and see if you survive.
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    Sky - MUSEUM OF FIRE USE NEXT EXIT ENT
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    Cartoon - Let me tell you kids how I built this house from the ground up. Ugh! Not again, Grandpa. This is a one-story building. Yeah, we've heard that story a million times. Don't you have any others to tell us? inkyrickshaw.com @inkyrickshaw
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    Cloud - Posted by u/posingur 6 days ago aTop Awarded 46 45 S 53 43 There's a huge broccoli outside!!!
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    Water - BOINK! Fon Larson Henry never knew what hit him.
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    Cartoon - Judge, uh. I'm not a cat.
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    Cartoon - CHILI-CON-SPIRACY.COM I CAN'T FINISH WITHOUT MY RED CRAYON! DON'T CRY, SON. HERE YOU GO. I'M FINISHED. The inventor of the printer was a very special kid.
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    Cartoon - Target acquired) Take the shot What about my money? We'll pay you after the job is done Okay honestly, we're on a budget We agreed - half now, half later What? How about exposure? We have 200K followers on social media You're kidding me SHELL COMICS 2021
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    Hand - RAN OUT OF EYE DROPS GORILLA FI SUPER GLUE WACH-BANGH r 30 ) GOOD THING I FOUND MORE
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    Forehead - Posted by u/DanniTx 3 days ago 2 28 36 3 37 E 30 & 2 More Congratulations to the weekend on a great Super Bowl halftime performance. AKE RICA HBO KE CA
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    Photograph - Posted by u/mattjh 6 days ago 2 12 e 34 S 20 & 40 More My sister who kept photoshopping her cat's face onto bees sent me these bears
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    Glasses - Posted by u/CopperGenie 1 day ago 2, 28 21 3 26 & 14 More Neighbor projecting Trailer Park Boys onto the water tower
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    Cartoon - LoadingArtist.com Oh wow my cat really likes you! . and that, kids, is how I met your mother. LoadingArtist.com Bonus panels on Patreon! |
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    Brown - Posted by u/zygotekiller 2 days ago 2 17 e33 3 20 25 I'm beginning to think we might have a mouse. i.imgur.com/rrf76c.. C
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    Smile - Posted by u/friendlynoodless 5 days ago 6 O ? 2 22 & 97 More most people don't know how lorge my cat Noodle is
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    Watch - Posted by u/logit 2 days ago 2 11 e9 3 10 13 The joy of being a parent to three young girls... NOISE Loud Environment Sound levels hit 90 decibels. Around 30 minutes at this level can cause temporary hearing loss.
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    Cat - Posted by u/iVannGarc 1 day ago O 29 e17 S 21 & 24 More Problem solved
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    Hair - SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - BACK IN THE DAY - - ha ha ha ha ha ha [clever ideas] haha [off-the-w all concepts] [funny] haha scarecrowbar.com 000@scarecrowbar SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - TODAY – - Hey check out this CeleBrItY we got! .please laugh
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    Rectangle - BOB WORKS INVENTS TIME LATE NIGHTS MACHINE THIS IS URGENT! I NEED IT YESTERDAY! workchronicles.com TIME TRAVELS THAT'S NOT A TO YESTERDAY PRIORITY ANYMORE. DO THIS INSTEAD. I HAVE IT READY ! URGENT! ASAP! Hello. I make comics about work. If you're not following me, pls fix ASAP! Urgent! workchronicles.com r/workchronicles or Insta/Twitter
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    Joint - NOTHING I WHY DOES IT TOO MANY YEAH, PEOPLE ARE BUYING TAKE SO LONG TO GET MORE ON NEED STUFF, WANT IS STORES IN STOCK! LIKE CRAZY. THE SHELVES? I GUESS. I SEE PLANES IN THE AIR AND TRUCKS sO WHY ISN'T THE PLANES ARE ANYTHING IN THE AIR AND THE TRUCKS ARE YES HERE? ON THE ROAD! ON THE ROAD. SYbeals.com IN 關 1彰1 海 事 N
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    Smile - Posted by u/ajp12290 4 days ago 4 3 3 5 E3 Apparently my mom went through a bit of a “Mom Jung Un" phase in the mid 90s SEAR Ken REFRIG
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    Gesture - THE STAGES OF WINTER DENIAL ANGER BARGAINING DEPRESSION ACCEPTANCE ES
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    Aircraft - THE ONLY TOUCHDOWN . CHIEFS GNFLMEMES IG THE CHIEFS HAD IN TAMPA
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    Snow - Posted by u/vanquish10 4 days ago O4 @7 S 14 E 10 A really angry mailbox
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    Plant - BIKERS PLEASE GIVE WALKERS PLENTY OF ΝΟΤICE Θ DEAR WALKERS, I WILu BE COMING THROUGH NEXT MONDAY
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    Bird - Posted by u/Shadowcat770 6 days ago 27e16 3 5 14 My husband was eating tuna over in the kitchen
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    Arm - I gazed upon death.. and was not afraid... for he was wearing Crocs Imao000 IG:MOOSEYLIPS
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    Egg - Posted by u/RebelAvenger1 5 days ago Q 2 3 3 Found the perfect spot to hid these from my egg-hating, Reese's- loving boyfriend Reeses Rose
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    Book - SERIAL KILLERS PARALLEL KILLERS
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    Rectangle - 7 8 Milakee 25 t (O PTA-17-459 Inches 10 11 12 13 14 15 Wood Ruler For Men By Nalional United Tabulation Syndicate e
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    Plant - Posted by u/schwyattt 2 days ago 2 6 4 35 It's all about the perspective
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    Product - Posted by u/DrSparkle713 7 days ago 22 22 Favorite Super Bowl decoration: Princess Leia holding two lightsabers lunch ne ts 100 pep
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    Working animal - Posted by u/wmog123 5 days ago 244 3 4 E4 tell me what u're seeing bro

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