People Expose Their Shortest Relationships

The choice to begin a relationship is a biggie. So often we tell ourselves to not over-think that decision, to ~follow our hearts~, but sometimes our heart is just confused AF and then we have to effectively undo our spontaneous decisions. Seems harsh, but maybe it's still better than knowing you're not into it and stringing the other person along for months, maybe years? Decide for yourself.

Also, let's just put it out there that we do not believe the best relationships are necessarily the longest ones. Sometimes you meet someone on a ten-day cruise in the Bahamas and you have a more meaningful connection with them in that short time than you did with that guy from college you dated on and of for 3 years. Yeah, that's a pretty good analogy we think. If you've ever been ina. short but sweet relationship, you may find some comfort in this list. Let's read on.

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Reddit user u/MartinShkreliIsACunt (interesting user btw...) asked other men what their shortest relationships were. Most seem to have taken place in grade school, but not at all. This may take you back to the awkward days, so prepare to cringe if you find yourself relating to this a little too hard. Me too girl.
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Have you ever heard something that sounds more like 9th grade? He doesn't seem to hurt about the relationship ending though. Maybe it was a mutual decision. If this girl was anything like me, I could see the situation being something like: He touched my boobs already?! This is too much too fast! ABORT MISSION.
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