People Tweet About Their Weirdest, Most Awkward First Dates Ever
Almost every person has been on or will go on a bad date at some point in their life. I believe that awkward dates are a natural part of life, much like gravity and sunset. If you've done well enough to avoid one until now, I commend you. Honestly, you have dodged one of life's greatest bullets. But if you have a plethora of lousy date tales to tell, then welcome to the club. It's a magical place. Another Valentines Day has just come and gone, and if, like me, you were sat at home without a valentine, then these tweets about people's 'Weird, uncomfortable, funny, awkward, and ultimately entertaining' bad dates, will make you feel better about being single.
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I mean, dating isn't THAT hard. Sure, it's hard to find someone you click with, you're attracted to and who wants the same things as you. But being on the actual date shouldn't be that difficult, because there's this thing called social normalities. AKA, something these people clearly lack.
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![Product - Kate ... @Kateness8 Replying to @LizerReal and @PrincesaBallena [Covid times] - met up at Jack in the Box - drive thru for milkshakes tried really hard to talk me into car sex without a condom - I said no - spilled his milkshake in my car - left me to clean it up - texted me the next morning that he got back together with an ex overnight 8:24 PM Feb 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1 Retweet 42 Likes](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
Seriously, it's like these people missed the class at school where they taught you how to not be a total jackass on a date. Oh, wait, that class didn't exist, because it's assumed that you will show up on a date and not act like a walking pile of trash.
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But at least these bad dates make for entertaining stories for our entertainment, right? Not that we're trying to benefit from other people's pain, of course.
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