Ex Sets Ridiculous Ultimatum, Ends Up With Empty Apartment

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Eric Lund
Nov 24, 2021 10:00 PM EST

If this guy hadn't tried to soft-rob his ex, he might just have some dish soap left, but nah, he got big about it and ended up with a totally empty apartment. It's gotta feel good to take literally everything that belongs to you, kind of like a Pharaoh. For some lighter relationship struggles, here are the many frustrating habits of people's spouses. Ultimatums are often a bad idea, like this jerkbag who gave a server an ultimatum and ended up having to pay for 25 beers.

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    Font - O r/MaliciousCompliance - Posted by u/janethebrain1298 20 hours ago O 17 216 S 29 30 I took it all oc M My boyfriend and I broke up a few months ago, but there have been complications with the apartment because we are both on the lease, and blah blah blah. But I found a new place to live and moved out last weekend. I got the important stuff out, but there were still a few small boxes left and I didn't go through the kitchen because I didn't know what my new roommate had. My ex helped me m
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    Font - Well, last night, my ex asked me to come over to pick up a few of the small boxes that were in the closet, and to say hi to his dog who was sad that I was gone. So I go over there; we are hanging out. I play with his dog. Everything is good. Then I asked him if he minded if I took the dish brush because my new house didn't have one. I asked because I bought this dish brush just a couple weeks ago, and I even splurged on a nicer one (like $5 lol).
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    Font - Side note: I am the only person in our relationship who ever bought household items like this. I just moved into a new place where the rent is higher. I've had to pay for a moving truck, and all the other little things associated with moving somewhere new. The last thing I want to do is go to the store and drop another $50 or so buying a bunch of little things I literally just bought a couple weeks ago.
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    Font - Apparently asking for the dish brush triggered him, and he made the ridiculous dictate (at 8 pm on Wednesday, mind you) that I could take anything I that's mine TONIGHT, but anything that was there when I left THAT NIGHT would be his property now. I, annoyed, said no, that I don't agree to this. I immediately said the dish brush was not a big deal. I told him that I did not come prepared (with boxes, bags, etc) to get everything I wanted from the kitchen. I said I could do this tomorrow o
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    Font - So I became very irate. I told him that if he was going to make me move all my dishes out in plastic trash bags tonight, that I was going to take every last thing that was mine. Again, I am the only person who ever bought anything like pots, spices, utensils, cleaning supplies, etc. I was planning on leaving most of it with him because my new roommate already has a lot of this stuff, but I decided that if he was going to make such a ridiculous rule, then I would take it all. I took the di
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    Font - 2 4 e 3 5 He can buy it back at your garage sale. Zoreb1 20 hours ago
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    Font - The dishes, living room furniture, kitchen table/chairs, cleaning supplies like broom, mop, and vacuum, the floor lamps in the living room that had no wired lights, the washer and dryer, the internet router (I canceled the internet that was in my name after all), toilet paper and paper towels, garbage bags, garbage cans, shower curtains, plunger.. Basically anything that wasn't in their own bedrooms were mine, so i took them. Petty? Yes. But it sure felt good
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    Font - Damhnait 17 hours ago Omfg I did this to roommates once. They were awful, never washed their dishes, something was broken literally any time I left the house, they'd leave food mess in the kitchen for weeks, etc. One day me and one of them got into it and she yelled "everything in this house is YOURS, that's yours, and that's yours, and everything in there is yours," etc. Mind you, this started because I asked if she knew who broke the pantry door from its hinges. I'd like to add that the
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