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Most Painfully Uncomfortable Bride And Groom Moments People Ever Witnessed

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    Font - _Kyla_ 8 months ago My uncle not only brought up his daughters ex boyfriend in his speech but talked about their toxic relationship for a solid 5 minutes. I highly recommend preparing a speech before talking in front of a room full of people.

    Nothing screams "romantic" louder than being reminded of your new wife's toxic ex-boyfriend at your wedding. 

    By her dad. 

    In front of all your guests. 

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    Font - toxictribe 8 months ago · edited 8 months ago Bride shows up almost 2 hours late to her own wedding. Southern California in an open field no water no shade. She shows up and wants to get married in her yoga outfit. the groom shut it down and when she refused to change her clothes the groom decided to leave her looking stupid and they never got married. EDIT: I spoke with my uncle and it turns out he had speculation that his fiancé was sleeping with her personal trainer. When she showed up
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    Font - Back2Bach 8 months ago At the reception line, after the church wedding ceremony: The bride had a large bottle of her favorite perfume and sprayed each guest with it - female and male, whether they wanted it or not - as they entered the banquet hall. Some guests complained that the smell of perfume was so strong that they lost their appetite and couldn't partake of the banquet.

    I'm not sure the motivating factor behind having all of your guests wear exactly the same overwhelmingly bad scent at your wedding, but if this is the first joint decision they came to as a couple, then their marriage probably won't last very long.

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    Font - loony-cat 8 months ago They sang their vows to each other. Neither had a singing voice. Vows were generally bat shit crazy, like submissive in the bedroom, and not asking about where she was going. The autotune microphones were a terrible idea. Their vow songs shared a chorus and it was awful and they expected the guests to sing along with the chorus. The vows singing lasted 20 minutes. Pure cringe.
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    Font - Samhamwitch 8 months ago S I wasn't a guest, I was working the wedding. The bride got drunk and sat on some other dudes lap for two hours and flirted with him while the groom sat by himself at the head table with a defeated look on his face.
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    Human body - Strangerdanger8812 8 months ago Invite all their facebook friends and expect 700people and like less than 100 show up
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    Font - MKE_Links 8 months ago The ceremony also was the "Name Reveal". They changed their last name because they didn't want to be stuck to their heritage and didn't want anything to hold them back. Turns out they changed their name thinking they could erase their mountains of debt or at least hide from it. Turns out you can't live under two legal identities....
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    Font - Font - toxictribe 8 months ago · edited 8 months ago Bride shows up almost 2 hours late to her own wedding. Southern California in an open field no water no shade. She shows up and wants to get married in her yoga outfit. the groom shut it down and when she refused to change her clothes the groom decided to leave her looking stupid and they never got married.
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    Rectangle - OphrysAlba 8 months ago Bride takes three hours to appear. After the ceremony, she and her spouse go up in an air balloon. The marriage did not last a year.
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    Font - Theseus44 8 months ago Dated a girl in my 20s and went to her friend's wedding in upstate New York. In the middle of the service the minister's cell phone rang, he answered, it was God, God wanted to talk to the groom, conversation lasted a couple minutes, then the ceremony continued.
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    Mammal - bashno 8 months ago Requiring every attendee to bring a date because she didn't want "sad, lonely people on her day". Not my friends luckily but pretended to be a friend's date because she really wanted to see her cousin get married.

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