Funny Tweets About Astrology For People Who Don't Care About Astrology

Idk about you, but people who know a lot about astrology genuinely terrify me. I never thought twice about my sign except when throwing around ideas for my first tattoo. I looked up the characteristics a few times and thought, "Sure..."

But if I go up to someone who knows everything about my sign I start hearing, "OMG you're such a Capricorn." And so I've had to just accept that they see something else that I can't. Maybe it's BS maybe it's not, but I'm so sorry it's genuinely hilarious to see these tweets out of context.

Y'all just keep doing your thing, it's very entertaining.

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via @plutonicmoon

Everybody loves Princess Diana. I don't think her elegance, kindness, and beauty derives from her sign, but who knows? I guess I will like cancer's now, apparently, they are the ultimate mothers. Very good to know.
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via @openmyastroeye

Also... I don't know what's going on here. Different signs have different moons? Or different moons have different signs? Whatever it is, apparently y'all NEED to get your weed out. You have 3 days. Goodluck kids.
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via @xxdbreezyxx
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via @planetmari_
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via @earthdombaby
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via @sansjuniperos
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via @Heauxno1currr
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via @poetastrologers
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via @obsidianshakti
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via @DIVINEOPAQUE
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via @DCnumerology
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via @33FreeMe33

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