Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 28, 2021)

People who believe in astrology are definitely a type. Don't get me wrong, I occasionally find myself relating to my horoscope, and I've noticed that most of my friends are fire signs, but that's basically the extent of it. However, some people are on a completely different level. Loving astrology is one thing, but If someone's zodiac stops you from pursuing a relationship with them, or your horoscope stops you from leaving the house one day, maybe reconsider your priorities.

These very extra tweets about astrology make us laugh every time. No hard feelings, but coming for people who don't say things like, "Pisces moon tonight, y'all watch out," these are just too funny.

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via @ttheantikris

Y'all better watch out. Like I said, I don't know much about astrology, but after reading all these tweets, I've gained a general understanding that Gemini season is one that should be feared. Gemini's do a whole lot of hate. I guess it's because they're two-faced? Hey, I didn't say it... Twitter did.
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via @plutonicmoon

Okay, I'm sorry I don't know what this means at all. I love how specific so many of these are. But at least this one isn't negative. This is kind of a compliment when you think it. I shall test out this theory in the near future. Maybe y'all should too, and see how far it can go. Maybe instead of doing your own laundry, you can just start bringing it over to your Cancer and Virgo friends' houses?
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via @faithdivination
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via plutonicmoon
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via @DIVINEOPAQUE
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via @Heauxno1currr
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via @yungchipotle
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via @teaxtarot
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via @waterbxby
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via @empressatlantis
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via @waterbxby
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via @aquabihh

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