Tumblr Thread: A Wholesome And Hilarious Dad

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mattstaff
Dec 26, 2021 8:00 AM EST

This is one lucky baby. Some dads in this world are funnier than others. It sounds like this dad has a phenomenal sense of humor and is ready to embrace the lifetime journey that is fatherhood. You could say his dadness is off the charts. If this Tumblr thread got you going check out this collection of dad jokes that are perfect for everyone's inner father figure. 

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  • 01
    Font - kaity--did Follow Y'all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH
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    Font - kaity--did Follow Here is the problem in a nutshell Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course? But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP
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    Font - kaity--did Follow I threw out my back and he's now convinced that it's his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that he's going to be a terrible father This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY kaity--did Follow "You have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horror" - My Husband Thanks I think?
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  • 04
    Font - kaity--did Follow "It's insane that we just made a person! I've never even met a baby before what do I say?!" Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions
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  • 05
    Font - kaity--did Follow "I'm going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list 1. I need a riding lawn mower 2. I need a white tank top 3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one 4. I need a book of puns 5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby 6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH Kait are you writing this down this is important?"
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    Font - kaity--did Follow Me: a lot of people on the internet are calling you a himbo, would you like to respond? Husband: I am often very dumb, and I do drink the respect women juice like fine wine, however I am not very strong, and I just don't know if I can accept this title if I do not meet all the qualifications Me: I don't know, you lifted all those boxes on your own Husband: this was simply DAD ENERGY
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    Font - kaity--did Follow I have Forgotten what I needed Hehe Baby steal memories Hide em away like a lil squirrel These are baby's thoughts now no take backs You're a fool I can not with this fool
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    Font - panicatthe21falloutromance Follow literally marry him kaity--did Follow I have great news my friend 404computerhamstersnotfound Follow marry him again kaity--did Follow I've read him some of these replies and he got very upset and yelled (which if you know my husband is barely over a whisper) "I CANT MARRY YOU ANY HARDER I KNOW IVE GOOGLED IT MANY TIMES"
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